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Poetoid: The Legend of Mortal Dimensional Samurai Vs. Masked Marvel haikus

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Since I have be slacking on the blogs, I thought I'd do something do get back in the habit. I've chosen to draw some inspiration from Samurai Warriors Chronicle.

Seems many of the leading characters like to do a little poetry slam before riding off into battle. They'd improv a haiku (the poems of a 5/7/5 syllable structure) occasionally in these scenes. I doubt they did this in feudal Japan, but that's just Omega Force for you.

So I'll do some haikus about what I've been playing. If you want to join in, take a game you've been playing or talking about lately and do an interesting, dirty or funny haiku about it in the comment section. Maybe this can become a regular thing, we'll just change up the poetry style from time to time

Anyway, here goes...

Samurai Warriors Chronicle
"Dark Lord"

Lord Nobunaga
Humming sword, Force death-choke, hmm...
Are you Darth Vader?



Dead or Alive: Dimensions
"Bouncy"

Big-breasted teen girls.
What else is there to say here?
Oh, they fight as well?



Marvel Vs. Capcom 3
"Team Wolvie"

He's the best at this.
She's the second best at this.
The dog's a goddess.



Mortal Kombat
"Anger Management"

You should ask nicely!
Say this: "Please come over here."
Don't harpoon them, man.



The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
"Scary"

Wall Masters scare me,
But the inn has something worse:
Hand in the toilet.

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About The Silent Protagonistone of us since 1:33 AM on 10.06.2009

I've been into games since I was able to reach the joystick on the Pac-Man arcade cabinet. That was 1982 - ever since that day I knew gaming and I would be bound by fate in some way, shape or form that I've still yet to figure out.



Until then, I've decided to just play games, enjoy them, blog about games and otherwise not shut up about them. Well, I do think about other stuff, I just keep coming back to the whole games thing.

Metroid is probably still my all-time favorite series. Its the one I keep coming back to year after year despite which version it might be. Super Metroid and Metroid Prime 2 are my favorites of the series and I also often enjoy anything Metroid-like. I enjoy the solitude and exploration of such games.



I also enjoy Shin Megami Tensei, Fallout, Deus Ex, The Elder Scrolls - pretty much anything with a lot of solitary exploration and a large world makes me a rather happy camper. To contrast this I usually need some lighter and happier games as well, which could be anything from a Pokemon game to a fashion game. Retro games of most stripes are something I still enjoy. Sometimes you just need that sort of contrast to keep going.



My platforms of choice tend to be handhelds, I'm starting to consider dropping any non-Nintendo console in favor of PC since Sony's IPs don't appeal to me and Halo just ends up on PC at some point anyway. I don't hate Playstation per se, I just hate what its become under the current Sony.

I do keep a PS2 handy to revisit Playstation's glory days. Great console, easily one of the best platforms aside from SNES, DS and Dreamcast.

As for other things about me, I guess we'll find out, won't we?