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Bringin' Dat (Celica)Crazy Funk(tastic)... And Also Elsa

Alternative Title: �The Blog That Only CelicaCrazed, Funktastic, Elsa, And Maybe rexwolf2 Will Read.�

So, the other day (about a two months ago, to be precise) I noticed that it had been 6 months since I�d written my first two blogs. A half-year of terribly unfunny comments, poorly constructed blogs, and poorly executed rabble-rousing. Time flies when you�re trying to win the approval of people who hate you!

So to commemorate this occasion (which nobody cares about), I decided to do a second part to my second blog. Chances are that if you�re reading this, you either accidentally clicked on my blog and are now leaving, or you are rexwolf2, waiting for me to slip up; either way, I�ll keep you up to speed with the following statement: My second blog was about how I suck at guessing how people look, and it is painfully unfunny.

This time around, though, you � the reader � have a vested interest in my ridiculous misperceptions (assuming that rexwolf2, CelicaCrazed, Funktastic, and Elsa are the only ones reading this; if you�re not them, bless your soul for putting up with my words so fa� oh you�re leaving now? Okay).

Your reason to care this time around is because this edition of People Who Ended Up Looking Different Than I Imagined is about some members of the C-Blogs who ended up� well, Looking Different Than I Imagined. (What a creative title, 6-month-younger-version-of-HandsomeBeast. *sigh*).

By now, you must be thinking, �Who do you think you are? Where do you get off? What gives you right?�

And to that, I simply reply, �That�s right! The people I�m talking about are rexwolf2/CelicaCrazed, Funktastic, and Elsa!� as I dodge your hostile questions and stare at the floor to avoid eye contact with you.

Here we go*double-sigh*


You guys don�t know how eerily similar this looks to the person I�m describing�

The undisputed champion of Canadia, Miss Elsa is a special case. One of my mother�s good friends was named Elsa, so I imagined they were similar in appearance, but� yeah, you saw the picture.

As you can see from the picture, this other Elsa was a lot different from the C-blog Elsa we all know and love. Since the only lead I had about Elsa was her rough age and her name, my pea-sized brain associated her image with the real-life Elsa that I already knew. It turns out this Elsa looked like a red-headed Ursula from The Little Mermaid. It also doesn�t help that Elsa kind of sounds like Ursula to me. So yeah, Elsa was a victim of bias because I already knew an Elsa in real life.

There! It�s over. I�m going to end all your suffering now because this is the end of the blog. You can leave now! YAY! This blog will soon wash away with the wave of fail that usually accompanies the weekends. A fitting punishment for an offender of multiple copyright laws.

Well, if you don�t mind, I also want to write a reflective paragraph here regarding the last 6 months. *ahem* They have been great. Destructoid is a cool place on the internet. I regret nothing. (Three sentences is a paragraph, right? What do you mean that was lame? I bare my soul, and this the reaction I get?!)
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About HandsomeBeastone of us since 6:44 PM on 07.14.2010

I can't resist an oppurtunity to write about myself. I'm a fungi and I don't like to party. I prefer a cool damp place to chill in cuz I'm cool and damp. You can find me just vegetating in my house which is actually my parents' house. Having no income other than government reparation checks, I figured crashing with my old man and old lady will help alleviate the pressures of their life as they near twilight. I never get out and I don't plan on doing so in the near future. I thought this place could use some good looking me grace the c-blogs, having spent the last decade or so modeling for big corporations pro bono. I actually discovered Destructoid through reccomendations from one of my many fans.

If you can see my recently posted header, I'm a 69 years old Polynesian man living vicariously through the internet. After retiring from the drug game, I decided to lay low and assume a more humble lifestyle as to avoid cops. As a result, I came across this cave where nuclear scientists created an electronic tennis game from an oscilloscope. I've secretly followed the world of video games ever since then.

I didn't actually play any vidja games with my hands until 1997, having been imprisoned since the '40s by the U.S. government for stumbling onto their nuclear science project all those years ago. It was a Super Nintendo, and I played Super Mario World until the cartridge would bleed. To cut it some slack, I also played Super Mario All-Stars, Pinocchio, Super Street Fighter II, Extra Innings, and Donkey Kong Country 2.

I progressively continued playing Nintendo stuff because the world of war and corrupt state prison had made me a peaceful man, and I did not favor the more mature, violent alternative systems. Fast-forward to 2007 when I discovered Destructoid after the Nintendo forums were shut down. I've been watching you closely and have come to care for your community of intelligents and rogue thugs, so I decided to share my story with all of you- something I've never shared with a member of the animal kingdom with the ability to talk.

Hope I see you around, and you comment on my stuff, cuz it's like crack to me when I read somebody's input on my ramblings ;(
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