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Comments of the week: WHAT TIME IS IT! edition
MATHMATICAL!
Welcome to Comments of the Week Xero style everybody! I’ve been watching Adventure time season 2 for the past two days whenever I haven’t been playing TF2 or Persona 4 and it is the greatest cartoon ever made (and those are two of the greatest games ever made but you guys already knew that). I’m not even sure if it’s out in the UK yet, or if it will ever be, but I can’t get enough of it already. I’m pretty sure I should thanks Holmes for linking an article about it a couple months ago and getting me into season 1.
Anyway: ONWARDS TO COMMENTS!
From: http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Ravec/the-nature-of-the-video-game-review-192884.phtml
NOTE TO ALL COMMENTERS!
Disagreement with any way that game reviews are treated in the industry will get you in the truth section on my weeks.
NO EXCEPTIONS ’cept if you’re a dick about it because that just ain’t cool brah
From: http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/CblogRecaps/c-blogs-of-28-1-11-and-artisms-192804.phtml
Funtastic is a bro and the wise one is always correct when it comes to matters of the Commentoid and although Handy is an awesome guy (Knutaf too even when he’s a little moody) if he doesn’t get Topsauce it’s not the end of the world or anything. The recappers put a hell of a lot of effort into getting every blog and working their magic and they deserve just as much praise for their work as we do ours.
Besides we can gush about Handy anytime. I know I do anytime and all the time.
From: http://www.destructoid.com/oh-no-sixty-dollars-for-eight-hours-just-shut-up-192908.phtml
Portal in fact should have been used as an example to how a short game can still be priced in as reasonable way. Dead Space 2 looks awesome though 8 hours or not.
From: http://www.destructoid.com/here-are-your-minimum-pc-specs-for-crysis-2-193091.phtml
Crysis was always just a tool for people to test out their systems really. Nothing more.
From: http://www.destructoid.com/sweaty-palms-hands-on-with-the-catherine-demo-192706.phtml
I’m still sad they chose to use it but it still looks playable. How badly can a staircase climbing game go?
First off let’s have a little Rule 63 in here.
LOLWUT? Now BACK TO COMMENTS!
From: http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/rexwolf2/rexwolftrivia-season-ii-a-new-hope-192882.phtml
loldicks
From: http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-dlc-dolphins-predictions-and-diaries-192915.phtml
lolpuns
From: http://www.destructoid.com/see-sentinel-hsien-ko-in-hot-marvel-vs-capcom-3-action-192712.phtml
Manerection is one of my new favourite words from the Dtoid dicktionary. Right after ciltbutter.
From: http://www.destructoid.com/no-sh-t-miyamoto-promises-super-mario-bros-on-3ds-193032.phtml
This was so obvious Captain Obvious almost looked at it and walked away at the fear of looking silly by stating something so redundant. But then he MANNED UP.
Don’t look at me like that. It was either this or Gurren Lagann.
From: http://www.destructoid.com/i-am-alive-now-a-psn-xbla-title-out-this-year-193000.phtml
Jesus Christ. I fucking love you guys.
From: http://www.destructoid.com/steam-gets-another-batch-of-sega-genesis-games-192717.phtml
I noticed that Epic posts a hell of a lot in these threads. It’s like he’s becoming Occams 2.0.
Ride on you funky Occams clone! RIDE ON!
From: http://www.destructoid.com/tokyo-a-tame-3ds-kiosk-appears--193009.phtml
BURN!
From: http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Alcoholocast/episode-19-is-tonight-will-cuddle-naked-in-one-sleeping-bag-for-warmth-193142.phtml
It’s not gay if you get them drunk first. Actually yeah. Yeah it is.
From: http://www.destructoid.com/duty-calls-a-playable-bulletstorm-production-193150.phtml
Not a comment but I’ll be damned if it ain’t true.
From: http://www.destructoid.com/sweaty-palms-hands-on-with-the-catherine-demo-192706.phtml
Scrappy Doo said something nice?!?!?! HOLY SHIT! There was no backhanded comment. There was no sarcasm. Just pure, undiluted, genuine happiness. I have seen the future and I am proud for there is hope.
From: http://www.destructoid.com/sony-has-gone-back-to-inconceivably-dumb-ads-update--193070.phtml
I was actually going to truth this till the last part. I honestly cannot find Dtoid’s anti-Sony bias anywhere I look and I’ve had to read every single blog posted this week to make this.
From: http://www.destructoid.com/ngp-trailer-shows-killzone-uncharted-littlebigplanet-193084.phtml
I know us Dtoiders are a little quick to ride the hate train but I didn’t even see enough video to even know what it was let alone decide to hate it.
From: http://www.destructoid.com/these-mother-2-figures-are-a-fan-s-dream-193044.phtml
I honestly hate it when people think the ability to have sex makes them better than other people when pretty much everyone on this site is it fact getting laid. A penis is not a rare, mystical item that only the greatest can obtain. It’s just a dick.
From: http://www.destructoid.com/amazon-france-outs-killzone-3-playstation-3-bundle-193102.phtml
Again: Where the fuck is all this Sony hate. If anything I’ve read more anti 360 spam from people complaining about Sony hate in their comments than actual Sony hate.
From: http://www.destructoid.com/oh-no-sixty-dollars-for-eight-hours-just-shut-up-192908.phtml
First thing I did when I realised it was my week was open up Mattodroid’s comment history and wait. The man does not disappoint.
Well that’s all from me this week.* Commentoid will be back next week with the incredible Knutaf taking the driver’s seat and rocket punching a fistful of marvellous down your screens. Did I just admit I secretly imagine Commentoid as a giant Voltron.
...
I’ve said too much.
Xero
*Well actually there's quite a few comments that didn't make the final cut in the gallery if you really wanted to see how many times I nearly put Epic in this blog. The man had a good week.
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Welcome to Commentoid, home of Comments of the Week!
Commentoid is where we take the full range of comments; the ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and compounds them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.
We do take requests from time to time but be forewarned that messages about insightful commentary, brilliant wit or heartbreaking failure are much more likely to get checked if you send them to the correctly listed officiator for that week.
The combined group of commentive officiators (That lay down the weekly sermon of commentacular commentitude within a relay system of commentatoratiativenessisation!):
5. Sean Daisy the wise!
1. Xero the brave!
2. Knutaf the strong!
3. Xzyliac the courageous!
4. LawofThermalDynamics the daring!
6. Handy the valiant!
Back ups:
VGFreak the backupest of the backups!
We try to go live Wednesday - Friday just to leave some room in everyone's schedules and make sure that there's enough time to post. If a post doesn't go up on Wednesday then don't worry as we're probably not dead.
Commentoid is where we take the full range of comments; the ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and compounds them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.
We do take requests from time to time but be forewarned that messages about insightful commentary, brilliant wit or heartbreaking failure are much more likely to get checked if you send them to the correctly listed officiator for that week.
The combined group of commentive officiators (That lay down the weekly sermon of commentacular commentitude within a relay system of commentatoratiativenessisation!):
5. Sean Daisy the wise!
1. Xero the brave!
2. Knutaf the strong!
3. Xzyliac the courageous!
4. LawofThermalDynamics the daring!
6. Handy the valiant!
Back ups:
VGFreak the backupest of the backups!
We try to go live Wednesday - Friday just to leave some room in everyone's schedules and make sure that there's enough time to post. If a post doesn't go up on Wednesday then don't worry as we're probably not dead.