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Hamza CTZ Aziz: Shark Week is Back!

Now I hinted at this awhile ago for people paying attention, and after weeks of waiting, it is here.

What made you want to go into writing, gaming specifically, and why here on D-toid?

Nothing wanted me to go into writing, actually. I was just in the right spot, at the right time and everything kind of just happened. I found Dtoid the day it launched, lurked for a couple of months and then started bugging Niero on a daily basis with videogame tips. After about a month or so, Niero told me to stop sending tips and write about stuff instead. Four and a half years later, wtf this is my life!

Where is home for you?

The word home has become something of an abstract thing for me now. Technically, San Francisco since that's where I keep my shit.

What's up with the shark?

I'm single. What's up ladies?

One word to describe yourself.


What game have you been enjoying recently?

Well aside from Halo: Reach, I'm really enjoying Super Meatboy and Comic Jumper. Can't wait to pick up Enslaved!

Favorite movie scene?

The fight scene between The Bride and Elle in Budd's trailer in Kill Bill, volume 2. Such a raw and visceral fight scene.

Favorite Game (obviously)?

Everyone will assume Halo, but it's actually Super Mario RPG: The Legend of the Seven Stars for Super Nintendo!

If you could punch anyone here on dtoid, who would it be and why. (C'mon, we're all bros here, we can take it.)

Chad Concelmo. Stupid dolphin loving whore.

(-Song belongs to Chad Concelmo of Destructoid)

(I just typed in "Destructoid Chad"....am...am...I allowed to put this here?)

If you could hug anyone here on dtoid, who would it be and why.

Beverly Noelle cause damn her jugs are amazing.

When I grow up I want to be�

Keep being me.

Now that I�m old I can finally�

Not feel guilty when I enter my age on adult sites.

What is your favorite aspect about the D-Toid Community?

That you guys and gals are organic. If something is missing, something is needed, you all will fill the void and make awesome things happen. You all also come together for a good cause, like with the Ronathon stream that's going on right now at the time of this e-mail reply.

So...You're the office Casanova? Any crazy romantic escapades?

I'd probably get into some trouble if I share any here. I really need to start dating outside of this circle so I wouldn't have to worry what I share, hah. You should ask Elsa what she thought about my antics while at PAX last month though.

There will be an edit button for comments in the future right?

Yes, and more! Everything you have ever wanted will be coming within two weeks. The #NewDestructoid is upon us!

Anything in the world you are currently excited about? (New book, movie, music, etc.)

Aside from #NewDestructoid, nothing really. I'm already looking forward to the Con season to start up again in January. Can't wait for PAX East!

So Summer is over for the most part. Anything in the Fall/Winter seasons excite you? (Movies, Books, Music, Television)

Looking forward to 30 Rock and Dexter as far as TV shows go. My memory is retarded so I can't think of any good movies coming out soon. I should really read more books too.

If hypothetically you become the opposite gender, you would�

Die from lack of nutrition because I'd never stop masturbating and/or touching my tits.

If I were to tell you that you have one more day to live, what would you do?

Spend the day with my family, folks, friends and my loved ones. SERIOUS ANSWER LAME.

I need something scandalous for my ratings. What would you like to confess?

I got kicked out of a Miami nightclub for being too intoxicated at Destructoid's first year anniversary party.

Let's say you had to cut a wire, a red one or a blue one. What do you do?

Dump some fucking water on the device to short circuit the entire thing.

Since we're on the topic, what was the scariest moment of your life, the happiest?, the most absurd?

Scariest: My mom going in for bypass heart surgery. Happiest: Discovering true love. Absurd: I fucking flew a goddamn real fucking plane in the air for Destructoid at a videogame event a few months ago. WTF.

Lastly, If you could be asked anything, what would it be, and answer it please.

What time is it?

It's 4:49PM.

Fucking Finally
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