Hey gang. Writing this from a hotel room in Dallas right now, where I'm staying thanks to THQ. They flew me and Chris Morris (AKA Azereki, or "Ass Ricky") out here for reasons that we might now be allowed to talk about yet, but I figured I'd fill you all in on the wacky antics that have led up to this current situation:
Of course, back then, I also thought Attack Of The Clones
was gonna be awesome (There were rumors that Jet Li was gonna be cast as Boba Fett.)
What can I tell ya? Things change.
Also, sorry for writing such a ridiculously long blog post. I'll try and make them more fun-size in the future, but if I stop typing this, I'll either go back to sleep or eat the rest of this pizza.
LOOK WHO CAME: