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Animals N' Stuff


This game has a great variety of terrifying hissing noises in it.

I mean, that's sort of like if there was a subplot in A Bug's Life about two humans having a picnic and discussing their failed marriages. I'm running around being a tarantula and after every level there's a cutscene with Billy-Bob Thornton talking about treasure-hunting.

So, my point is, basically that... Well, I'm a human being pretty much every day of my life. And when I play video games, it's cool that I get to be a human being with super powers or machine guns, or a robot that looks like a human or whatever... But why the hell can't I be an anaconda or a falcon?

Better yet, why can't I be an anaconda with machine guns? I guess there's just no demand for video games that awesome. In the meantime, I'll just cross my fingers and hope Tokyo Jungle gets shipped stateside. And hopefully with a translation so I can figure out why you play as a Pomeranian in a little sweater.
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About Max Scovilleone of us since 12:47 PM on 06.10.2009

I'm Max Scoville, and I'm in charge of making videos for Destructoid.

Videos is when you have a camera, but instead of just doing one picture, it does a lot of them, and there's also noises.

Then, you put it in a computer, and it's like you're watching something happen in real life! Videos can show hundreds of different colors and some videos even have music.

I like to do videos!

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