So PAX is coming up, and in an attempt to subside the murderous jealousy I feel at the prospect of not being able to go I have decided to present you, dear Dtoider, the opportunity of a lifetime. Thatís right! For the low low price of FREE you could get to take my avatar to PAX!
ďBut Handy, how would carrying around your avatar improve my PAX experience?Ē Well Iím glad you asked that, disembodied voice in my head, read on to learn how adopting my avatar can not only improve PAX, but also improve your mind, body and yes even your sexlife.
(Visual aids brought to you by Yakuza 3)
Handyís avatar raises the level cap.
By bringing Handyís avatar to PAX the level cap is raised from 30 to 50 giving you the chance to grind your way to the top (just like Lady Gaga!) and outclass all others at the event. Sure some might say that PAX is a place to show your love and affection for games but with Handyís avatar you can prove you love them more
Handyís avatar unlocks bonus mini-games.
Thanks to the exclusive content that comes with Handyís avatar you can unlock multiple endings to PAX. Depending on the choices you make you can live out PAX like everyone else, have a good time, and then go home. Or you can get the one where you fight the evil anti-game protesters and prove that games are a legitimate form of entertainment that donít affect the behaviour of minors, or the one where you prove games are art just so people will stop talking about it, or the one where you convince SEGA to make Shenmue 3 and are crowned King of PAX, or the one where you gently smother Jack Thompson in his sleep. With Handyís avatar the only limit is your own imagination........and reality.
Also Iím willing to change my avatar to just the words ďThis person is awesome and attractiveĒ if that helps.
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