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Sucks, doesn't it?

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You know when you flush but there's still a piece left in the toilet? You know when you're eating cereal and you spend 10 minutes trying to grab that last Cheerio and then just end up slurping it down with the milk? You know when you're alone in the house but you end up talking to yourself about stupid things?

You know when you go into a store thinking you'll only buy one thing but come out with a filled shopping cart? You know when you look on your shelf and realize you have three of the same handhelds that are only slightly different? You know when your body spazzes out as it makes an impossible attempt to burp, sneeze, and cough at the same time?

You know when you're taking a great picture but someone in the back suddenly pulls a lemon-face and ruins the entire thing for everyone? You know when you grab a large wad of guacamole with a chip, shove it into your mouth, and realize that the guacamole is actually wasabi? You know when you're making coffee and you pour everything into a cup with no handle?

You know when you spend a half hour playing with a hilarious glitch in a game and forget what your original mission was? You know when your friend closes the car windows, locks them, turns on the heat, and lays a massive fart? You know when you make a sudden outburst in your sleep and wake yourself up?

You know when you eat a toaster but can't find a knife that can cut through metal? You know when you try to pee on the sun to cool it off on a hot day but end up peeing on your grandma? You know when you take out that little piece left in the toilet so no one sees it and the only place you can put it is in your pocket with your cellphone, and then someone calls your cellphone so you put the phone to your face and get the linty poop smeared all over your cheek because it had stuck to the phone in the heat of your pocket?

You know when you make a blog post and have a dozen references and philosophical theories and quotes and pictures and twenty paragraphs when all you wanted was to write a quick opinion?

Yeah. Sucks, doesn't it?
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About Manic Maverickone of us since 5:13 AM on 01.26.2010



WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY!?
The Art Gorge!
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PROMOTED C-BLOGS!
- When videogames put it in you.
- Achieving failure.

HERE, HAVE SOME ART!
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- 06.17.2010

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WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!?
I like tacos. I also like video games, but I like tacos more. If that's a problem for you then you can GTFO.

I'm a roasted turkey sandwich currently living in the Bay Area, California. I make art [and sometimes music], sometimes having to do with video games and sometimes not. I've been gaming since I was around 3, so it's safe to say if I don't play video games I might spontaneously combust like some unholy abomination. Which is what I am.

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Xbox
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Nintendo 64
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(Virtual Boy, where have you gone!?)