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Why the rest of E3 is pointless.

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At a gaming convention, when you show something as groundbreaking as Kinect, where just plugging the thing into your 360 can summon an entire circus in your living room, you know that the rest of the convention will be pointless. A very dick move on your part, Microsoft. You should have known better than that. You're supposed to have the shitty, forgettable snot at the beginning and leave Kinectimals for the end. And I'm pretty sure some people died. Why couldn't they die at the end of E3? Now they can't see anything else the convention has to offer.

Anyway. That video is very important. My robot from the future who is actually the president warned me against posting it, since it's still a bit early and I might get assassinated. But no, some things must be said. Bitches need to know how shit works. Even if that shit is choppy, laggy, and of terrible quality.

Now excuse me, I must hang-dry this KKK outfit and these glowing shoulder-pads. They're covered in excitement and possibly semen.
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