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I'm just gonna review Pokemon already.

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I have a book that I started writing notes in for when I finally go to write the review for a game. I put in a section for Pokemon SoulSilver, and I never wrote in it despite now being almost done the game. I kept thinking to myself, its so little to remember, why would I do that. Now I'm left with a wasted piece of paper... I write the name of the game on top of the page... Like the way it looks on the box... with gel pens... So I can't take it back or erase it cause I knew you'd say that.

Anywho, my overview of this simple game. Now I love Pokemon, they have to be some of the cutest things in the world. They are awesome and almighty. My friend once said(along time ago, I think she's fat and ugly now), that if Pokemon existed, we would be playing games staring current animals in the real world. I told her she was a fucking idiot and that was the dumbest thing I ever heard. Pokemon are so awesome we wouldn't need anything else, jebus.

This brings me to one of the happiest things about the game. The fact that the front Pokemon in the party runs behind you out of the Pokeball... I went bananas when I saw this. I was like, fwaa, fucking awesome! To brighten it all, the Pokewalker comes along with the game... Allowing you to take your Pokemon for walks with you in REAL LIFE. Fucking eh, I thought! We are closer to my dream of having Pokemon exist in the real world. Raising those littles puppies is so satisfying. This is what a mother must feel like! Well without the awfullness of being pregnant and giving birth... Like ew, really.

Thats whats good. Heres whats bad. Its repetitive and becomes boring. Team Rocket is a bunch of pointless annoying fagots. That guy who chases after Suicune and disses me can go suck a stick. Those gym trainers and their poorly built gyms that confuse me because of colliding into something I should be able to walk by. And those gay puzzles a Bidoof could find its way through(I'm assuming they are retarded cause the look so). And its not even pirticularly a good looking game. Thank goodness this is the last Pokemon game we will ever see like this.

In conclusion, I love this game. I have been playing the crap out of it, and I will continue to do so. Damn you dream of living in a world where Pokemon exist. Damn you Pokemon for being so powerfull and cute I can't resist but to have anything your face is on.

And heres a cute picture of a repair bug.
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About RetroSoldierone of us since 4:05 PM on 12.21.2009

How'd I get into gaming. Go figure I was only three years old. It was past the NES era and even the SNES had been out for sometime now. But my family was poor and I knew little about anything games. I was only freakin' three years old afterall.

My dad could finally afford an NES so he bought one from a pawn shop one day. He got SUper MArio Bros. 1 ,2 and 3, Duck Hunt, the first Lolo, and Kirby's Adventure. My dad wanted to play SMB3 first, so he showed my brother how to do it. I was blown away watching my dad teach my brother how to play. All I could say after that was gimme, gimme, gimme, I want a turn. I will never forget how amazing SMB3 seemed to me. So I played and played. After that I went on to our other games and beat those ones up too.

I started out with an NES, but thats not where it stopped. My dad later bought an SNES. By then me and my two brothers were heavy into games and begged our mother to buy us an N64. I will never forget how awesome Super MArio 64 was and the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. After that we begged my mother for a gamecube. By now I was playing video games the most and could beat my brothers hands down at anything.

I got a job. I started to buy my own games and systems from there. My brothers had fallen out of the video game scene and I was the kid no one wanted to play video games with. I bought myself a Wii and soon after an XBox360, future plans are with a PS3 as well. On top of th I haved owned every Nintendo portable system... besides a Virtual Boy.

I don't do online multiplayer, nor do I play games for Multiplayer. I play them for the one player experiences. But if you wanted to come to my house and play some Left4Dead, I wouldn't turn you down. I just much prefer the face to face method of playing multiplayer. I ain't a competitive person so your gamer score doesn't mean a dime to me.

But here is my gamer tag widget anyways, cause I think its really cute!

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