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How I spent the Monster Hunter Tri party

So, I had a lot of fun at the sleepover, and I wasnít even there. I think I can say that my existence was validated, but Iím also fond of hyperbole.

First awesome thing that happened was when they were setting up the cameras so we could see the room. Rey set up the first camera, and asked the chat room what the shot should be called. I said it should be called the Lazerpig shot. He liked that idea. The first camera shot was called Lazerpig, and that made my night. And it had only just begun.

Later, they asked if there were any questions. I donít remember the subject, probably Monster Hunter Tri, but they didnít specify anything, so I took the opportunity; I asked who would win in a fight, Batman or Captain America. Rey read my question out loud, laughed, and they proceeded to discuss it for a bit, as did the chat room. It was generally agreed that Batman would win.

It doesn't matter what it is. Batman always wins

Also, how cool is Reyís hair? I wish I had hair like that.

Pictured: Rey's hair

On a side note, I first asked that question in my sophomore year of high school, and it was actually less on topic then it was last night. My chemistry teacher asked if there were any questions. Obviously, she meant about the upcoming test, but she didnít specify, so I decided to take the opportunity. She said she didnít know, and asked what I thought. I then explained how they were on about equal footing, but Batman would still win. The class was amused. Ah, good times, good times.

Later on, they said they were getting pizza, and asked what kind they should get. Many comments later, I said they should older pizza with smaller, mini pizzas as toppings. Captainpuppy remarked that that was amazing. Also, google confirms that these exist. I thought I was just being clever.

Now, if only those mini pizzas were topped with even smaller pizzas.

Then I recognized Alpha Deus. I doubt he knows who I am, but it was still cool seeing an account I recognized.

Then they were fighting some killer duck thing, and they asked for advice. I said to aim for the horn, and my comment was read. I was referring to that one meme, ďaim for the horn!Ē which came from an episode when Ashís pikachu beats a rhydon (which is immune to electrical attacks) by aiming at its horn.

For their third contest, I lost again (stupid laws of probability). When they announced the winner, I remarked that they mispronounced Lazerpig again. Rey found that funny, and said that I won an omnomnom pen-holder for my comment. Sure enough, I checked my email, and I had an email from Hamza saying that I won a Sir Om Nom Nom, and asking for my address. I got an e-mail from one the Destructoid staff!

I went to bed at around 4:00 am, Florida time. I wanted to stay up for all of it, but I realized that that was probably a bad idea, and my roommate was probably questioning my sanity already.

So, I had a great time. No real point Iím trying to make with this, just sharing with everyone, and, as we all know, sharing is caring. How about you guys? Were you there, in person or chatroom? Did you have a great time too?

Edit: Aw, looks like no one is going to comment. Oh well. I got two faps, which is more than any of my other posts, and one of them was by Hamza, which is awesome.

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About Lazerpigone of us since 5:53 PM on 01.31.2010

I'm Lazerpig. One of my first video game memories was playing Super Mario Brothers on an NES at the house of some other kids who had the same babysitter as me. I remember being pretty good, although I'm not sure if I actually was; I also remember thinking I was the red ghost in Pac-Man around the same age. I think I was around 3. Anyway, I got my first video game system, a Game Boy Color, when I was 10 (I'm 27 now) and I have a lot of great memories. Super Mario Brothers Deluxe broke it. The A and -> buttons are heavily worn down, and they barely register anymore; I consider this a badge of honor.

Games I love:
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Zack and Wiki and the search for Barbaros' Treasure
Super Mario Galaxy
Both Golden Suns
Final Fantasy VI, Woolsey edition
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages (and Seasons, but Ages was better)
Patapon 2
Disgaea: Afternoon of Darkness
Fire Emblem 7
Fallout 2
Boktai (series)
Crash Team Racing. The first one. Best kart racer ever.
Cave Story

And here are some posts I'm particularly proud of
I don't like Metroid games
I don't like Metroid games 2: Electric Boogaloo
Steam ID:Lazerpig


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