I'm sorry but this is too much. I love the graphics, the cut scenes (at least the ones that have little to no dialect) the battle mode a bit, actually, the UI is cool, the select menu stuff is cool, but... this is too damn easy and I am starting to get seizures trying to follow the hp gauge of enemies and Stagger bar... the music is superb... all of this stuff is appreciated and tor-able but the one thing I am hitting boiling point because I can't take it anymore... is WHY DOES THE STORY SUCK SO EFFIN MUCH!?!?!?!!?!? KUNG POW MAKES MORE SENSE THAN FF13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUck man, The dialog is beyond the shit stink in a toilet.
There is so much talkative nonsense that I think I just found out what happened. Square-Enix just grabbed a JP-Eng Dictionary and translated word by word. Yep this is what must have happened. That little shit named Hope and his little girl friend, are they both mentaly retarded? I mean come on.
"Hey are you ok"
"IS this too much for you!?" (Hugs and rubs breasts all over Hope)
"Ok Ciao!" (Girl runs away, but doesn't really run away)
WHAT THE FUKC!?!?!
"If you don't go with him... you might regret it forever!"
Snow: "Let's EVEN THIS ODDS"
Sarah: "Is that... my Hero" "You can Save us... protect us all... save Cocoon..."
Snow: "Ill save everyone" "don't worry" "Serah... Sweet Dreams"
Lightning: "She's not sleeping"
Snow: "Remember the Legend! Shes not dead, REMEMBER THE LEGEND"
Lightning: "Open your eyes and face reality!"
WHAT DA FUUUUUUKCCCCCC!?
Purge, Fal'Cie, Cocoon, I'Cie, Pulse... Now what else could happen... oh great look what just fucking popped, SILENT HILL NURSE LIKE MUNSTERS!
yes... they are in FF13... right at the beginning. Actually, these ones like to rave a little, but no boobs :(
This is too damn much, I don't even know if I can continue playing. I am trying my hardest to go through all this horrible voice acting to see if the game starts making any sense, any normal english dialog make sense but no, it's been confirmed on the first 3 hours of the game. Final Fantasy 13 is WORSE THAN MAD CATS!
and don't even get me started with Snow. Like JESUS can you stop. please it just makes my ears BLEED each time I hear anyone in his stupid little team say "LETS GO HERO" "Hey! Im a HEro aignt I?" "Thats what heroes do" THIS IS THE CHEEZIEST DIALOG I HAVE EVER SEEN IN ANY VIDEO GAME EVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.............
In my whole gaming Career I have never seen so much horrible english dialect. I thought nothing would get worse than this but I was wrong...
The only one who makes SOME SENSE is SAHZ! Most of the time he asked all the correct questions and TRIED to talk to lightning but lightning is like some jeremy's kid with down syndrome who can't fucking talk normal. Oh wait thats Vanille... But Lightning has some of that ridding her as well.
Seriously... Did any american person fucking played FF13 and said "Yea this is not going to fly well."
Well. as I try to continue and bare this horrible fucking game dialog... why don't we all Pul'Cie Pulse with Heroes of Cocoon must save each way point, HANG ON BABY! YOUR HEROES ON THE WAY! uhhhh ohhhh uhhhhhh. He is Here, Calling himself a Hero... He's cumming our way, Tell him what you neeter. Hmmmm We could just, run away... uhhh heeee hoooooo.....
sorry but FF13 just beat this.
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