Well ... a trailer was just released for Showgirls: The Return
this week, and I have held in my thoughts on it ... until now
The trailer for Showgirls: The Return
is the worst thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
Like it or not, at least the original Showgirls
had a budget and looked semi-professional. Showgirls: The Return
looks like it was shot for ten dollars.
Okay, just so you can follow what I am saying, you can watch the trailer right here
, but please keep in mind it is RIDICULOUSLY NSFW
! It is basically porn. Don�t say I didn�t warn you.
(You can also click here
if that first official link doesn't work. Apparently the movie's Web site just blew up. Ha!)
Now that you have watched it, what do you think? Yeah, I know, it�s the longest, most boring trailer ever, right?
This German filmmaker is ruining the good name of Showgirls
Since I am assuming this movie will never be released here, I still hold out hope that a true sequel to my precious will be made someday. Heck, maybe some of you want to work with me to get that done! I�m not kidding.
I give the trailer some �so bad it�s good� props for that HILARIOUS scene when the girl �hits� the other girl in the head with the gun. That may be the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen in my life.
Which, when talking about Showgirls
, is the biggest compliment I can give.
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