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The Future: My Very Own Supercomputer

[Disclaimer: This blog does not represent the views or opinions of Enkido as he exists in a sane state and he cannot be held responsible for the content expressed in this article. The charges were dropped and he has been absolved by the highest court in the United States of America. Also, cocks.]

To begin, I live at University in an apartment with four other people. Three university recognized roommates and one mutual friend that lives in the closet under the stairs in. Yes he lives in the closet under the stairs, but that is not the point. What is the point is that we have a total of five avid gamers living in the same apartment. As such I have access to all three of this generations hardware offerings. Now with this many people there is bound to be some overlap when hardware is concerned and indeed that is the case as we have one 360, two Wii's, and 2 PS3's. That's a lot of gaming.

Normally, this would be more than enough to placate a group of gamers such as ourselves, seeing as they all hook up nicely to the 46 in Bravia occupying our common room, and I had reasonably believed this to be the case. Imagine my surprise when one of them, not two nights ago, returned home with a brand new 120GB PS3 Slim system. Indeed, we now have three Sony Play Station 3 systems within the same living space. It is rare to see even two of these machines occupying the same room outside of some kind of sponsored gaming event or trade show, let alone the living space of several cash strapped college students. Yet, I had just been informed that we would be playing host to three of these devices. Not only that, I was further astounded to find that my fourth roommate had just been offered a system by a friend of his with, apparently, unnecessarily large amounts of disposable income, and a fourth system would be gracing our humble abode.

Needless to say it took some time for me to wrap my head around this.

When I had finally managed to make sense of what I had heard ideas began to form from the deepest abysses (abyssi?) of my mind, some of which can be found below. This my readers is main focus of my article. We all know that Sony's black stallion has a lot of horsepower under the hood. The air force ordered several thousand for use as a cheap way to make supercomputers. They have also been used by universities to study black holes and have also been used for several other purposes. Granted, one PS3 a supercomputer does not make, the stories here talk about at least eight. However, if it only takes eight to calculate the position of a black hole, and we have four, just imagine the kind of trouble we could get in. I can only imagine what a set up like this would look like.


Now I have have not the first clue how to set up a supercomputer, regardless of how many PS3's I have. Fortunately, I like playing with technology and so I decided to flip through the slim's manual to see what had changed from the original models we already had to find out what I could monkey with. Nothing really new, it could sync with the T.V. but other than that it was decidedly void of anything significant to play with. Then I stumbled upon this:

Excellent. Now, the instructions also mention something about the array being powered by the heart of an orphan child and a special start up process that requires several chanting monks in a dimly lit room arranged in a specific pattern, but those seem easy enough to get a hold of considering we managed to assemble four PS3's. Now, to conclude, in the not to distant future I will have access to an unprecedented amount of computing power. The question is what to do with it. These are some of the ideas I have come up with in no particular order.

Make my Wii incredibly jealous
Make it play Mass Effect 2
Order a lobster milkshake
Find out what I did wrong to not have any friends on my blog (those fingerprints could be any ones, it's just coincidence that they're mine, and it doesn't prove anything)
Create a way to punch people over the internet

I must say that it wont all be fun and games however. Some of this power will go to science.

Defying gravity
Creating matter from nothing
Turning lead into gold
Punching (insert preferred deity here) in the face
Curing cancer
Dividing by zero

I think I have a pretty good start, but if you guys would like to add any ideas I am more than open to suggestions.
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About Enkidoone of us since 3:32 PM on 12.30.2009

But doctor, I am Pagliachi.

I'm 22 years old and studying Rock Climbing, while occasionally working toward a degree in economics. Probably the best way for me to describe my personality is like this.

(living the dream and letting it be)

I got into video games at around 9 years old when I got my first system, a Gameboy pocket...

Moving on.

Systems that I currently own:
PS3(full backwards compatible, 500Gigs)PSN->Enkido-dono
Gameboy Advance SP
Gameboy Pocket(yes, I still have it and it works)

Things I like (other than video games):
Music, a lot
Learning Guitar
Rock Climbing

My Destructoid interview by LawofThermoDynamics who did a fine job of making my sorry ass presentable. (Psst, he has more in his interview index)

Front Pageness:
irock Review, based off of this by Beyamor(becasue I'm not witty enough to get Frontpage on my own yet)

Awesome Stuff:

The Decoder Ring, gifted to me by Occams Electric Toothbrush, with the blessings of the Shadow Council. Lurkers, behold and despair.

I present Enkirby, lovechild of Beyamor and boredom, though rumors of a scandal with awesomeness abound.

My next gaming system, custom made by Renegade Panda.

Law and I, bringing the heat.

A Space Marinenkido, again by Beyamor, who won't let me forget how much cooler he is than me.
Xbox LIVE:Taimant
PSN ID:Enkido-dono
Steam ID:allmightydono
Mii code:It's been way too long


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