Oh shit son, in only a few days the sequel to everyone's favorite rape simulator will be coming out. And wouldn't you know it, all that rape got put on to youtube for our children to see. Everyone who watches these videos will truly not understand the action of sex and go out to rape everyone, its obvious, and its science. I studied illogical extremest conservative christian bullshit, I know what I'm talking about!
Anyways, we got Miranda, durh that was going to happen, Subject Zero, also obvious since in her reveal all she said was "I'm going to rape people, children should listen to this and take me seriously," and Tali-WHOA, where the fuck did that one come from?
Anyways, another interesting thing seen in the Subject Zero scenes are apparently theres Renegade and Paragon sex? but whats the difference, its all rape in the end.
Who am I going to have Sheppard rape? Miranda probably. Even though I stand by the fact that every female character's face in the series makes then look like they are only half down's syndrome
Miranda is the least weird looking I guess? And its good to see that BioWare upped their bra rendering technology since Dragon Age.
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