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So some of you may have heard about that new Sony DVR "torne" that was recently announced for the PS3 in Japan... And NOT in North America. Incidentally did we do something wrong that I should be aware of?
Excuse me for a second readers...
Alright, moving on. It seems that Sony is considering adding Trophies
to this new service. Yes trophies... for sitting on your ass and watching T.V. Now my first thought went something like this:
But then I started thinking. I do that sometimes, it is rarely productive, but sometimes entertaining. This could actually be very interesting. There are a ton of Trophies that could be made just for watching T.V. Now, I'm not all that into trophies and I'm far from a Trophy/Achievement whore, but just imagine with me what this could be like. I'm not really in favor of this but I cannot allow the comedic potential of the idea to go to waste.
Some examples I thought of:
Forgo responsibility and social interaction in favor of T.V.
Use the PSP to forgo responsibility and social interaction in favor of T.V.
Record a large number of late night programs.
Record and keep on season of an entire series.
Avoid the light of day by viewing T.V. for 10 hours strait.
Record 10 full movies.
Threat to the Industry
Record 50 full movies.
Record a weeks worth of daily news programs.
Record a months worth of daily news programs.
Hand in the Cookie Jar
Record an adult oriented program.
Make of it what you will...
I think the idea is ridiculous, but it is fun to come up with trophies like this. What kind of trophies would you guys like to see? How many of these trophies would you be eligible for already?
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