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Weapons HERE!

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Ok. Alright. I've seen some mildly impressive defenses float around the c-blogs here recently. They're passable, I'll give you that. But this is going to BLOW EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT PERSONAL DEFENSE AWAY> (Yes, It's so hardcore I capitalized the period)












Are you scared? YOU WILL BE.














That's right, bitches. The official Sega Master System Light Phaser. None of that hippie zapper horseshit. It's even better than the Star Trek Phaser, because this one only has one setting: FUCKING AWESOME.

Oh no. It doesn't stop there. As if being face to face with a phaser wasn't colon-cleansingly scary enough, it pairs with the Master System's 3D Glasses OF DEATH* for the most EXTREME experience possible!

This lethal combination will make the staunchest Nintendo fanboy run for the bushes/clouds at first glance. Because it does what Nintendon't.








*DEATH sold separately. Blast Processing not included.
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About FatherCheszone of us since 12:42 PM on 12.05.2008

Hey all, welcome to my meager corner of the Internets! The name's Chesz, hailing from the glitz and glamour of Smithsburg MD. I've always been a huge fan of anything videogame related, and I've amassed a healthy collection of over ONE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND titles so far. You can check out a mostly complete list here.

My PC:

EVGA
Intel Core i7 920
6 GB DDR3 RAM
eVGA GeForce GTX 480 (285 in Physx mode)
Sound Blaster X-Fi Titanium Fatal1ty Edition
Seagate 1.5 TB SATA 3GB/sec HDD
Corsair HX1000 PSU

Games I currently care about:

3DS: Tom Clancy's Shadow Wars

iPhone: Angry Birds

PC: Prototype, Deus Ex: Human Revolution

PSP: :(

PS3: :(

360: Bad Company 2

Wii: :(

Retro: Mega Man (JP PS1 remake)

Games I'll always care about:

Monkey Island
Sonic (Damn your eternal grip on my soul...*sob*)
Metal Gear Solid
Legend of Zelda
Jak and Daxter
Megaman Legends

Probably some more. Work in progress!

Console Collection:

Magnavox Odyssey2
Mattel Intellivision
Atari 2600
Atari XE
Nintendo Entertainment System (x2)
Sega Master System
Super Nintendo
Sega Genesis (Model 1 and 2)
Sega CD (Model 1 and 2)
Sega 32X (x2)
Sega CDX (Woo!)
NEC TurboGrafx 16
Sega Saturn
Nintendo 64 (Black)(x2)
Sony PlayStation
Sony PSOne (with LCD screen)
Atari Jaguar
Sega Dreamcast (White)
Nintendo GameCube (Indigo)(and GB Player)
Sony PlayStation 2 Slim (Black)
Microsoft Xbox Halo Edition
Nintendo Wii
Sony PlayStation 3 60 GB (upgraded to 160 GB)DEAD X(
Sony PlayStation 3 Slim 120 GB and 320 GB (Move)
Microsoft Xbox 360 Pro (No HDMI) RED RINGED
Microsoft Xbox 360 Halo 3 Edition RED RINGED
Microsoft Xbox 360 S 250 GB (Kinect)
Microsoft Xbox 360 S Halo Reach Edition

Portable Collection:

Game and Watch (Donkey Kong, Mario Bros.)
Sega Game Gear (x2, Original (RIP) and Core)
Nintendo Game Boy Pocket Limited Ice Blue
Nintendo Game Boy Color (Purple)
SNK NeoGeo Pocket Color (Ocean Blue)
Nintendo Game Boy Advance (Platinum)
Nintendo Game Boy Advance SP NES edition
Nintendo Game Boy Advance Micro
Nintendo Game Boy Advance Micro Famicom Edition
Nintendo DS Lite Zelda Edition
Nintendo DSi (Black)
Nintendo DSi XL (Bronze)
Nintendo 3DS (Aqua Blue)
Sony PSP-1000
Sony PSP-3000 (Silver)
Sony PSPgo (Black)
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