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Wii Sucks is a lie too. I, I think that people only fondly remember WiiSucks because that�s a popular thing to do, like loving Banj. That�s a Cblog thing. Woah, I�ve never been up here. That�s the thing I like about Madworld, because you find stuff in it. Yeah, I mean like, in other games it�s like you walk around and you walk around. In MadWorld you walk around and find stuff to kill people with. Oh, find stuff to � nuh uh. I�m in a Japanese themed level and I just found a big old gong and I�m dropkicking people into it. I can�t explain it; it�s just so much fun. Okay like, I just found this big old conveyer belt with a knife on it. It�s funny. And then they die. �gibberish-, like the jews. It�s because it�s Mexico. Are ya�ll purposely acting retarded, I mean c�mon. But um, -gibberish-, I really got a headache. Like I watch my friends smoke some kind of joint, whatever you call it. Yeah, but I mean, uh. No no, but really I mean it was the weirdest thing. Yeah. Because then like we rode to Dairy Queen. I didn�t eat anything, they ate like dangone horses. You know like a horse, if you don�t feed it for a long time? Just jokin� �gibberish-. Thank you, Zachery Norman. Thank you ZN. Okay yall, I just shoved a French horn in this guy, and he�s walking around and he�s making the tootin� noises. Yeah yall, this is a great game. Okay he has two French hones, two French hones, two French, whatever, and two boxes, and now he�s going around on a fish hook. This is something that like, Barack Obama would play. No no, he wouldn�t play this. I don�t know. He�s black. You�re gay. Hamza! Who is that!? He�s not a part of my community, the CG community. VG Mari is a lesbian!? Well I�m glad she�s off these forums. She can stay off. Excommuninicated her. Whatever. Well I think he has something called a moral allity. Of course you wouldn�t know what that was, GAY MAN. Or or uh, butt cake. I, I hate how Techno always goes to bat for them and they�re never there. Madworld is the game of the year, I think it came out in 2009. I used to like uhm, Wry Guy, but then he started posting on the Cblogs. Cat? Wait, what happened? I mean, actually, that would be a good way to describe Madworld, if I was going to describe it. Dude, shut up. You keep saying all this stuff I just got done through saying. Ya�ll I got to hit A like a daggum, yeah. I think I might throw up. Krow no, you better not. That�s like posting a picture of Betty Boobops. Betty- Betty Boobops. Yeah. Whatever you call it. Dadgumit, I didn�t have no sex with a mans thumb. No you better not put that stuff about Technophile having sex with Mamadonna. That would make it even better. I can�t be responsible for that Krow, no it wouldn�t. Because it actually happened. Don�t even put that. You had better not put that. God. Well I mean I really I could be banned and then it wouldn�t be so silly goose anymore. Wha- we? That�s just like old Handza. Handza. Hey, I, I playing Mad World. Ehahahahahahaha. I thought that like, I thought I liked Pheonix Wright until I started playing it again. And I can�t stand how you have to find out stuff about the case. I just want to be in court with them, you know what I mean. You know, I�m talking about the case itself. I don�t wanna be wandering around the NYTD. No I wanna do the lawyer work, because I�m a lawyer in that game. No you don�t, you�re a liar. No I mean the whole game is basically you finding out stuff. No, no no. I�m all the way to the part where you find out the cowboy was the one that killed the guy, but it wasn�t really the cowboy. But uhm, that is like the last mission, am I not right Kiranio. Yeah. Yeah. �gibberish-. No uh no, I�m not saying that, I�m saying it would be better if it was a side scroller beat em up, whenever you�re not doing the lawyer stuff. I need to go to some street work, and then you go in the court room. Oh no no no./ No street fighter crap. You gotta memorize button presses, I don�t like that. Madworld, oh my gosh, you would not believe what I�m doing right now if you think I have no, if you think this game, yeah. I�m having to like ,shove coke bottles in peoples mouths, and like, it has to shoot people off into the air so they have to hit these spikes. I don�t know where I need to stand, you get what I�m saying? I might, have to go watch that. Nuh uh. I tell you what�s weird, Riot- no I�m not even going to say it because if you�re going to- uh. Uh heck no. Oh my gosh if you put any of this on there I�ll be screwed. You better not. Okay, well I�m leaving Destructoid.com. Actually, actually, actually, leaving. I�m not leaving like Krow left, and I�m not leaving like- Really, why? Well I just like the fact that, Serpentish likes us, and that makes me feel good. Do you hear me, dude shut up man. I don�t- really there is nothing else to do on a Friday night. You�re a jerk. You�re a jerk. That�s my ringtone. Hey yall- it�s Moscow- I guess nobody wants to listen to me now. I was talking about something, but nope. We only listen when it�s convenient for us. Yeah, I�m gonna tell yall the biggest problem with south Georgia right now. I have � gibberish- Rocko�s Modern Life. Yeah. Well I would never wanna live as a homosexual if we want to be mean to people. It�s, uh I bet it is, I bet I could live the same life if I HAD SEX WITH MEN, it�s gay. Nuh uh, your taken that out of context. Who in the heck is Ashley Davis? Is Ashley Davis hot? Well, I mean, I don�t care. I mean, everybody is special, in their own special . I mean it�s not my fault that certain aspects of Destructoid suck, like the writers and all that, That�s probably my chainsaw in Mad World. I got a chainsaw. On my arm. Oh, dang. Was everything slow motion? And his shirt came unbuttoned. He gave you money? Hey, just like Trevkor, his whole life is funny. No, it�s really. Yeah, no, what is wrong with ya�ll not me. Because you shouldn�t be worried about your other friend. I wanna hear that story about Ryan Seacrest and Sam, but -. Yeah, ya�ll I have a story to say. There�s this girl in my town, and everybody knows she can�t sing, and she�s like all country music, but she sings all over my town, and she�s trying out for American Idol. I like- no eh no, I don�t think you know Virtual Girl. Okay, it�s not as bad as Riotal Girl. Okay, well, how bout we start talking about Phantomile. Ohmygosh I thought that Phantomile was a girl. �gibberish- Oh he was? Ya�ll the game just said that ninjas were slaughtering you gotta go shave geisha. No uh no, you gotta go save a geisha. You know what a geisha is, she�s like a Japanese hooker. My youth pastor was talking about love, and he said something about fellatio love. I was like what are you talking about? I whispered in his ear, you�re talking about licking a guys penis. Dude Krow, seriously, you shouldn�t this in a ball. Because what what, what if Technophile gets his feelings hurt. And uhm, what if uhm, Riot Girl gets her feelings hurt. I didn�t call her ritual girl. What did you say? I bet this not be this red rings. Well that�s your problem, you�re using both, you just need to use Firefox. -EXASPERATED SIGH-. Have you already captured all the criminals. He probably got bored. Because all the criminals. You haven�t read Batman. Who is Sam jizz? Sam Jennings is somebody I ignore. Well no, Sam, you can make it less apparent to all my other friends, that you�re gay. Why? Why? No, no, Call him back. Call him back! No, no, no did Serp just leave? No, no make him less bored. We should start talking about, I don�t know. I don�t know what Serp likes. Dude I was just joking Sam, I don�t care if you�re gay. Can I start it?? Look at Brad Nicholson, my muscles are getting restless, first I like what they call beautiful women, and I got beautiful muscles. Okay, oh see. No no, uh. My head is killing me. Ya�ll don�t understand. I don�t think ya�ll have had headaches before. Well I�m not Trevkor. I�m not complaining like that. I just got a headache. Dude, I haven�t had a girlfriend Trevkor, so my life is worse than yours. Thornn has posted those pictures, in like fifty threads, and this is the first thread he has ever posted those pictures in, where somebody has responded to him doing. FIFTY TIMES. Bye. Who would win a fight, Travis Touchdown, or that guy from Area 51. Sam. Sam. What? Hamza? Poopface wouldn�t like me if we talked. He�d be like, fuck this I�m going to go play some F-Zero. Dude, don�t post that. Or, just don�t post it. I don�t know why you wanna do that. I�m about to break our forum friendship. Okay, but. If I was high, then would I have a headache? Hey. How old is Mamadonna? I mean is she above seventeen. I mean, because Kyle Gamagee and el nine nine Ron are pedophiles. You go look in the bad sex thread, and they all wanna know what is up Minxx�s coochie. Oh. EHAHAHA. Christian game morality. Why why why why would you, why would you do that? Like my head, really hurts, and you�re taking advantage of that. Oh my gosh. Hey wait, Serp let�s play online tetris against each other. Dude, no don�t say that. I was reading over some of this, and you put one word in there that did not happen, for a fact. I also can�t believe that you put that in there, that Mamadonna and Technophile had sex. That Mamadonna and KyleGammagee had sex? They�re married. I can�t, I really, I don�t, ah my head, it hurts. Oooh, I- I wanted Trevkor to come in, and then, and then we, and then ya�ll could hear him. And then my headdd. Oh my gosh. I gotta go ya�ll. I gotta go. I�ll talk to ya�ll tonight. I mean tomorrow night. Yeah. We�ll talk about uhm, Halo 3. No. Did ya�ll pay for the maps in Halo 3. Really? I didn�t pa for them. I have the first one, map. Lookitnot. Goodnight.
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About Krowone of us since 6:05 PM on 08.15.2008

Favorite games:
Breath of Fire III
Breath of Fire IV
Chrono Trigger
Chrono Cross
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Final Fantasy series
Gradius III
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Mega Man series
Mega Man Legends
Mega Man Legends 2
Mega Man X series
No More Heroes
No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
Paper Mario
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Persona 3
Persona 4
Phantasy Star II
Phantasy Star IV
Pikmin II
Pokemon Gold
R-Type III
Shadow Hearts: Covenant
An assortment of other games I'm forgetting

I'm an aspiring writer, musician, and artist. That doesn't necessarily mean I'm very talented in any of those fields, but that won't stop me from throwing the titles around. I'm presently a high school graduate who has no idea what he wants to do with his life.

Contact me. I'm bored.

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