I don't need any other video game site. Since I found Destructoid all other sites are dead to me.
Destructoid got me back into art.
Destructoid keeps me deep in the sarcasm I crave.
Destructoid shared the Portland Dtoid group with me, I shall never be the same.
Destructoid gives me my fill of pure hate, and at the same time, lots of sweaty man love on it's podcasts.
No matter how messed up a post I make is , or how disturbing my art is, I know there will be someone on this site that will nod approvingly.
Thank you Destructoid, I'm hot for your body.
(Can we get a full sized Mr. Destructoid body pillow please?)