I love Destructoid.
Wanna know why??
Alright get up and go to the bathroom.
You back?? Yeah you needed to hear the next part first.
As I said before, get up, go to the bathroom and look in the mirror.
You see that person staring back at you in the mirror??
Yes, it's you!!*
You are the reason why I love Destructoid!!
Every single one of you!!
*if not you, quickly run out of your house and phone the nearest demon specialist.