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Top 5 best and worst Characters on the intercom. And my reactions.

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Top 5 best and worst Characters on the intercom. And my reactions.

You have no control over when you hear them, they speak when they damn well please. Sometimes you want to go to where they are to kiss them (Perhaps due to some useful information?) other times, you just want to find them and kill them!

It's nice to have someone on the other end of the line, giving you advice... but god-damn it! Sometimes it's too much.

First, the best.

5. Anya- Timesplitters: Future Perfect



She has the looks and does her Job well, she got me out of countless situations when I was a bit confused. She saved Cortez's life numerous times, also soothing to hear. If I ever went time-traveling, I'd want someone like Anya on the other end of the line.
"Cortez! You're humankind's last hope for survival and you're playing a slot machine?!"
My reaction:


4. Cortana- Halo



Your AI girlfriend, Cortana can get a little crazy and she has an attitude! But that's great, also her commentry on things is sometimes priceless. If it wasn't for her, Master Chief would have activated the GODDAMN HALO and destroyed pretty much everything.
"[irritated] Can we possibly make any more noise? [The Chief picks up a rocket launcher] I guess so."
My reaction:


3.SHODAN- System Shock 2



What. A. Bitch. Still, she is one hell of a deluded antagonist, I find her stutters kind of funny at times, I really shoudln't, I should be shit scared, with good reason. SHODAN makes Skynet look like a broken 56k modem.
"L-l-look at you, hacker. A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you r-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"
My reaction:


2. Announcer- Crackdown



Verging on the edge of ANNOYING, I can't help but love his commentary on things.
"SKills for kills agent, SKILLS FOR KILLS"
"HAHA BURN BABY!"
"WOW I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!"
My reaction:


1. GLaDOS- Portal



It's GLaDOS. 'Nuff said.
"Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you have managed to break so far is my heart. Why don't we just settle for that and call it a day? I guess we both know that isn't going to happen..."
My reaction:



Now, for the Worst of the worst:

5. Carrington - Perfect Dark Zero

Apologies for the small picture... in fact, no, I don't apologize, because his gentle Scottish accent really, really annoys me.
"Joanna... JOANNA!? DISABLE THAT THING! I'M SENDING YOU ON A MISSION BECAUSE ... WELL JUST SAVE THE WORLD, K-THX-BYE!"

My response: SHUT UP AND LET ME DO MY JOB THEN!

4. Anya - Gears of War.

Another Anya, she has a nice voice and helps you out but... every time you talk to her... you're stuck in a god-damn walk... BEFORE EVERY CHECKPOINT!
"Sergent Fenix. We just recieved intel on a locust stronghold.............."

My response: GOD-DAMMIT! I ACTUALLY WANT TO RUN, NOT WALK REALLY REALLY SLOWLY, SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!

3. Guild Master - Fable.

He may be the man in charge, but jesus christ, doesn't he have anything else to do but bother you?
"Try to get your combat multiplier EVEN HIGHER! YOUR HEALTH IS LOW HERO, DO YOU HAVE ANY POTIONS... OR FOOD?"

My response: YES I DO, AND I WILL EAT THEM WHEN I DAMN WELL PLEASE, SO STOP BOTHERING ME, I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS THE LADIES!!

2. Roman - GTAIV

The one reason I hated the introduction of phones and friends in GTA 4.
"HEEEY COUSIN?! YOU WANT TO GO BLOWLING!..."

My response: NO ROMAN I DON'T WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING I... OH FUCK, NOW I CRASHED, YOU HATE ME? WELL I HATE YOUUUU!!!

1. Otis - Dead Rising.

"He doesn't even speak, he texts you-
-Hey, don't cut me off like that, that's rude... anyway, blah, blah, blah, blah-" *DEAD*

My response: I'M GETTING EATEN ALIVE, JUST SHUT UP!!!

GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERCOM!

IF I NEED TO CONTACT YOU, I'LL... I'LL SHOOT AT YOU IN MORSE CODE OR SOMETHING!

So, who annoys you the most? (10 space bucks on Otis!)
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About Freefallone of us since 4:54 AM on 10.10.2008

Welcome!

I'm Freefall, a 20 year old gamer from the UK.
Currently at University and balancing my time.
I'm an avid Video Gamer, I'm into every kind of game there is, games are a part of my life.
Destuctoid is the Best and Most Random Community there is, that's why I'm here.

It's a beautiful day, the sun is shining, and I'm out on a journey to save the world... Man, I love video games.

I might just drop in a few Opinions here and there, So
Don't mind me.

May your life be like toilet paper... Long, and useful



Some of my stuff:

Why we don't get any good Star Wars Sequels

Top 10 Things in Games which make me feel good

My Gaming Confessions

You've seen me before?

Who Am I?
I once went to the cinema and watched a 3D movie. As I was walking out, a guy with his 3D glasses still on yelled, "Woah, everything is 3D!" I was one of the 10 people that put their glasses back on to check.

I was looking at my to-do list on my laptop. Near the bottom of the list, already crossed out, was written "time travel" I have no recollection of writing that.

Once, there were only two brownies left. I decided I should eat them both so that they wouldn't be lonely. I am completely satisfied with my decision.

That's who I am.



Most Games Completed In a Year= 2009:

January:
Tomb Raider Legend
Crackdown
Gears of war 2
Professor Layton
Knights of the Old Republic

February:
Oddworld: Strangers Wrath
Knights of the Old Republic II
Fahrenheit
Left 4 Dead
Star Trek: Voyager Elite Force

March:
Prince of Persia
Drawn To Life
World of Goo
Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines
Jet Set Radio Future

April:
Dead Space
Resident Evil 5
TimeShift
Homeworld
Braid
Homeworld 2

May:
Star Trek: Elite Force II
Tomb Raider: Underworld
Jade Empire
Plants vs Zombies
Pokemon Platinum
Dead Rising

June:
Perfect Dark Zero
Second Sight
Halo
Tomb Raider Anniversary
Prototype
Secret Files: Tunguska

June:
Grim Fandango
Rainbow Six Vegas 2
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Freespace 2
The Secret of Monkey Island: SE
Half-Life 2
Ninja Gaiden 2

July:
No One Lives Forever
Earth Defense Force 2017
Splosion Man
Half-Life 2: Episode 1
Gears of War
Fable II

August:
No One Lives Forever 2
Beyond Good & Evil
Star Trek: Shattered Universe
Secret Files 2: Puritas Cordis
Castle Crashers
Left 4 Dead
Dreamfall: The Longest Journey

September:
Pokemon Yellow
Timesplitters 2
Max Payne 2
Mirror's Edge
Timesplitters: Future Perfect
Star Wars: Republic Commando
Starcraft

October:
Brute Force
Halo 3
Half-Life 2: Episode 2
Starcraft: Brood War
Valkyria Chronicles

November:
System Shock 2
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
Shadow of Destiny
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Crysis

December:
Burnout Paradise
Assassin's Creed 2
Amped 3
Psychonauts
Batman: Arkham Asylum




Quotes:
"Skills for kills agent, skills for kills"

"Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!"

"Ah...THERE YOU ARE!"



MY TOP FIVE GAMES:
No One Lives Forever 2
The Longest Journey
Grim Fandango
Valkyria Chronicles
Halo. Yes you heard me.



WOLOLOLO
You are now converted to my cause.
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