For those that don't know Omegle is a website that connects you with a complete stranger either an asshole or chinese person. I've had some amusing convos on this thing this however is probably the best Enjoy
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: G'day mate
You: where from?
Stranger: a very secret location...i'm not allowed to talk about it much
Stranger: also, are you male or female?
You: and You're an american
Stranger: i'm located at a government run think tank
Stranger: they just kind of took me because of my intellagence
Stranger: and they won't let any of us out
You: yeah uh
You: you miss spelled Intellgence
Stranger: i don't care
You: so did I
Stranger: i'm in a rush
Stranger: i just havn't talked to anyone in forever
You: how do you think I FEEL
You: I'm the wise one that it takes a 2 hour movie to find
You: I fuckin live int he woods with no human contact
Stranger: i'm sorry
Stranger: i wish i could see the sun
Stranger: i havn't seen it in forever :(
You: oh the yellow ball int he sky
You: so much rain we have barely seen it
You: Do you want me to send the Ninjas to come get you?
Stranger: isn't that...the wet stuff that falls from the sky
Stranger: i have created a virus
Stranger: codename: venjix
You: it's ok the Ninjas know the cure
Stranger: it's going to get all of us out of here
You: the Ninjas are going to get you out
You: you know why?
You: Cuz they're mother fuckin Ninjas
Stranger: i see
Stranger: well i've already created venjix
Stranger: and it's going to get me out of here
Stranger: along with my friends who i share a cell with
Stranger: they're twins
Stranger: they say their names are gem and gemma
Stranger: but no one really knows their name
Stranger: all anyone calls me is K
You: Venjix has already been cured
Stranger: i don't remember my own name
You: and eradicated
You: the Ninjas are in the building hte now
Stranger: venjix takes effect tomorrow
You: and my man Toshi just contacted me
Stranger: and i'll be out of here
You: he said you aren't a prisonor
Stranger: i have to go to the domed city of corinth
You: you're the ring leader
You: you're gioing to die in
Stranger: who the hell is toshi?
You: the guy that just killed you
Stranger: venjix might destroy the entire world
Stranger: you MUST go to the domed city of corinth
You: Toshi said there is no Venjix
Stranger: there i will be utalizing my ranger operator series
Stranger: there is
Stranger: toshi might have the ability to bond with the engine morphers
Stranger: and become a ranger operator
Stranger: but what series should he be....
You: if you are the prisonor
You: get out now
You: the Ninjas killed all the guards
Stranger: ranger operator series blue
Stranger: I CANT
Stranger: because there's no damn ninjas
Stranger: venjix is still in the disc
You: of course there aren't ninjas
Stranger: and tomorrow i will unleash it and make my way to corinth
You: they're fucking Ninjas
You: you can't fucking see Ninjas
You: they're in the shadows and shit
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: i have the plan down
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: the experimental series gold and silver morphers
Stranger: how will i get them if venjix will be in the system?
You: Venjix is gone
You: Toshi destoryed it
Stranger: HE'S NOT
Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Stranger: BEFORE I GET THE RANGER OPERATORS ON YOUR ASS
Stranger: RANGER RED AIN'T NO MOTHER FUCKER TO MESS WITH
Stranger: oh no
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He disconnected because Toshi Killed him.
no you can't have those brain cells back