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Whore yourself out for 4000 msft points.

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So here's the deal. I was in Seattle this week and to make a long sad story very short, I "accidentally" got "drunk" and let microsoft woo, seduce, and practically assrape me - AND steal 60$ from me in the process. The sex wasn't even good, and I walked away with a lethal limp and empty wallet - and the new knowledge that points purchased in the USA do NOT work in Canada. Nevermind that my American-purchased Gold Membership does, or that msft support told me wrongfully that I can change my location (rapists AND liars!!) - the points don't work.

So. I now have 4000 points sitting here waiting to be used. They're unregistered and up for grabs - as is a one year's Gold Membership that I'm throwing in myself to make a bundle. I want to give them away to someone who TRULY DESERVES them. I was thinking about Mortal Kombat, where I get a bunch of you out into the woods and give you rusty shovels and broken baseball bats and let you cheapshot each other Battle Royale style, but I'm currently being advised to avoid lawsuits and felonies by my lawyer.

I need ideas - what sort of shit would you do for a Gold account and 4000 points? Pretty much anything goes - I'm open to all suggestions, as long as it doesn't involve too much nudity (I've had ENOUGH nudity thanks to Wilbo and his untapped potential.)

But seriously. It's not a huge prize and so it won't be a massively time consuming or talent demanding contest, but I'd like there to be SOME challenge...I just have no ideas. Otherwise I'm just gonna give this shit to Hamza. And none of you wants that...it might go to his giant, swollen, throbbing sharkhead.

haha, I said throb.
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About Katamayaone of us since 12:30 PM on 01.08.2009

I'm a chick, but I look like a dude most of the time anyway so no one complains that I'm playing videogames.

I enjoy yo mama jokes and Speed Racer, which I think was a fantastic movie despite what the rest of the world feels.

I enjoy cartoons, and feel that more feeling and story can be portrayed in an animated format than a live action one. Although, I might have to take back that last statement considering I have a passion for every character in Battlestar Galactica.

I'm wildly opposed to M Night Shyalamallamaman doing the Avatar movies.

I live in Vancouver BC and hope to someday bump into Grace Park on the street so I can trip over my words and babble while fumbling to shake her hand. Same with Callum Rennie.

I spend my time not using my broadcast journalism degree and playing with children instead. I love every second of it.

CURRENT GAMES:
PHOENIX WRIGHT GOGOGOGO

Favourite games:
FFVIII
Breath of Fire III and IV
Chronotrigger
Wind Waker
Majora's
" Phantom Hourglass
We <3 Katamari
Dragonquest VIII
Braid
SC2
Phoenix Wright (all of them even the ones I haven't played)
Professor Layton (all)

many more.

Name: Maya
Age: 27
Occupation: Back at school for Computer Science
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