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Pharmacology for gamers: the return.

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A year ago I started wit this series called pharmacology for gamers. Now I think I know more of the subject since I have studied medicine for about 5 years now, so I can probably go ahead with some new editions, this one is about benzodiazepines.

What you first need to understand is that this is not a guide for you to go and stash all the little pills down your throat, this is on Dtoid, this is for fun. If you go and chew pills then you are an idiot. I know that me giving such an obvious statement is like a sign on a videogame box that says: “if you go and kill someone is not our fault”.


Chilling out: Benzodiazepines!


He deserves it.

Then you will be on the safe side… just use a condom because probably you are not the first one.


Now in this other case you are not a gay sadomasochist who wants to destroy Sterling. You are a gamer, a normal gamer, a straight gamer. And all scientific studies say you are a violent and dangerous person since you play videogames. Imagine: you come home from work and you want to relax, you look at your next-gen console and then at the games sitting on the shelf (on the shelf… like the rest), and you think:
Geometry Wars – nice, casual, quick, but you know its not going to lower your anxiety levels, actually is going to do the opposite.
Left4Dead, Gears Of War, COD4 – Multiplayer. That means “other people”. You will have to play with idiots most of the time. REMEMBER, you are a violent gamer, you will get frustrated, you will punch anyone who is near you and use a gun when you have one.

So what will you do? Have a beer? Watch TV since every game will add to your anxiety level? Of course no, drugs are here for you, just take a Benzodiazepine and play without worries. No axiety, no frustration. The best part is that you wont stay up until late.
On the other hand have you seen those signs that say “don’t take while using heavy machinery”, this is more or less the same thing, impaired coordination can be a problem and can fucked up the game… but you won’t give a damn about it.


*Alcohol and benzodiazepines are a no-no. Benzodiazepines alone are pretty safe but mixed with alcohol they relate to most of the deaths from benzodiazepine use.
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About Veltone of us since 11:54 PM on 05.31.2007

Iam a gammer from the harsh uruguayan jungle (we dont even have a jungle down here, too cold, go and do some wikipedia of Uruguay). I used to do a podcast in spanish about videogames at Radio LevelUp but I dont do it anymore... anyway those guys are there still making it so you can give it a try if you understand spanish
And i can say "�aca �aca �aca" and i know how to pronoaunce it well since im a spanish speaker, so Im a superior race.
A couple of idiots may find funny that I dont have good english grammar, but again, they are probably idiots since they only speak/write one language...

Most of my time in the internet is because of games. I love videogames so much that i sleep with my girlfriend and my ds, at the same time... i call that a "threesome" and my humor doesnt get anything better than that.
Mostly im a PC gamer, i was going to buy a 360 but faulty crappy hardware told me not to since if it goes RRoD here I would have lost my money, and as a man Im entitled to the sweat of my brow. I want to fuck the Wii and I believe the PS3 is going to be the first console in space.

In the "real" life (come on, internet now is part of our lives anyway...), I study medicine (takes a lot of time and I cant spend enough of my time playing videogames). Is not what you would call a marriage made in heaven, if I wanted to game more I should have sutdy something related to pc�s, but I grown surrounded by computers and stuff so I chose the bio stuff instead. Anyway, little time to play video games if you dont want my biographical shit.

And the main reasson I play games for the story behind them. I love well written stories like Half Life series, of course Portal (kind of a Valve fan). Other great games include World Of Warcraft (not currently playing, actually I was never hardcore, but I enjoyed the experience a lot), and of course the classics like System Shock 2. Other great titles had stuck with me over the years, classics adventure games like Monkey Island, Indiana Jones and Grim Fandango.

So, best game experiences:
Half Life 2 (and the original Half Life of course).
System Shock 2
Grim Fandango
Indiana Jones and the Fate Of Atlantis
Monkey Island

Links:
My Picasa Web Album.
My videogame blog in spanish
Mii code:[email protected]


 

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