LOS ANGELES, APRIL 1--
Destructoid blogger and noted retro-gaming and aquatic mammal enthusiast Chad Concelmo was arrested today on Interstate 5 after his truck was pulled over for a routine check. Upon inspection, police discovered that the trailer was filled with salt water and five dolphins.
Concelmo was unavailable for comment, but his attorney, Mr. Phoenix Wright, said through a statement, "My client is clearly innocent. Just look at his face! When my underage partner and I are done investigating, we'll prove without a shadow of a doubt that he was framed. Probably by rival 'Reverend' Anthony Burch. That's how it usually works for me, at least."
RetroforceGO!, a group Concelmo is known to have been associated with, has not yet released a statement. We will let you know when and if they do.
RetroforceGO! spokesperson and noted paragon of JOURNALISM Geraldo Beedog had this to say: "AMAAAAZING"