First, before we start this whole fiasco I thought up while drunk and high on meth, I want to congratulate Niero, the editors, and everyone else who’s a part of Destructoid on this 3rd anniversary of this grand website’s inception. (Also, good job living a whole ‘nother year, Niero!) Who would’ve thought the pipe dream of getting into E3 would lead here, to one of the greatest (if not THE greatest) gaming websites on the internet. Since first joining this amazing site in late 2007, I’ve enjoyed every moment I’ve spent on this website. From my first reading of a Jim Sterling post, to the first RetroforceGO! episode I heard, to the amazing (and “meme”tastic) community blogs I’ve had the pleasure to recap, I’ve finally found a place on the internet that truly feels like a great community, and I’d like to thank all of you reading this for making my fucking day, week, month, year, and life, with your incessant ramblings about electronic gaming devices and their software.
With that said, let’s get to the reason you’re here…
: Look out next month for the next blog about this, where I'll ask for tattoo designs and have the community vote on them!