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[NVGR] Pendelton Steals craineum's Son...

...well, I believe that's what this Portuguese site would have you believe.

So, being bored this evening, I decided to do what any petty internet user does for fun: I Googled myself. Well, not my full name, just "pendelton21". As I was going through the sites (the usual amalgam of my blog posts and, strangely, my name being brought up in a conversation with Wardrox about Perler beads), I get to the end of the list, only to find a site listing I hadn't seen before:

Upon further inspection, I came to a page that had, oddly, my screen name, and the video ofcraineum's son in his Mega Man costume, making the PEW PEW PEW noise (SO PRECIOUS!!!), and I was confused. After sending some of the page through a translator, I came back with this: "The user pendelton21 of the Destructoid (that she is one of my daily readings) made a legal fancy very of Megaman there it its son to use in this halloween and still he made question to record giving it shots (PEW! PEW! PEW) e to show for everybody!'

This can only mean one thing; the Portuguese believe I have some sort of sick child prostitution ring, involving dressing up small children as video game characters and selling them to the highest bidder.

Or they just made a simple mistake. To be honest, I think it could go either way.
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About pendelton21one of us since 12:07 AM on 02.13.2008


My name is Pendelton (well, not really, but it sounds cool).
At one point in my life I spent a hell of a lot of time here. I came back for no real reason. Let's see if I can entertain like I used to.
Also, I've got a Destructoid tattoo. Ask me and I'll show you.

Hey, look! I've been on the front page a few times!
The Fear: Chainsaws
A Time To Destroy: Rampage
Playing with Others: My Dad and I Love Shaq Fu
I suck at games: I Suck At World 8-1

Dtoid Discusses: Media Tie-ins to Gaming
WTF is this shit, Pendelton21?

Top 10 Loved Games Evar:
1. Psychonauts
2. Skies of Arcadia
3. Okami
4. Mega Man X
5. Zombies Ate My Neighbors
6. The Binding of Isaac
7. Chrono Trigger
8. Odin Sphere
9. Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars
10. The Legend Of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass

Bottom 10 Games:
10. Diplomacy
9. Shaq Fu
8. Halo
7. Draconus: Cult of the Wyrm
6. Castlevania 64
5. Backyard Hockey
4. Magical Starsign
3. Spawn Armageddon
2. Simpsons Wrestling
1. MTV Sports: Skateboarding
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