LONG BLOG
That Chick from Yes Man (NVGR)
Ok, I have a high school crush on that chick from Yes Man...Zooey Deschanel...
Don't ask me how I have this high-school crush, because I am 25 and high-school is waaaaaaay gone.
Let me know if I am alone here because I think she is the shit! And I definitely wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitting in it!
You have my love Dtoid.
It just seems to me that she isn't like every other fucken clone out there who is trying to pawn themselves off as Britney Spears pre neo-nazi era...speaking of Britney...
Now fuck off.
Don't ask me how I have this high-school crush, because I am 25 and high-school is waaaaaaay gone.
Let me know if I am alone here because I think she is the shit! And I definitely wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitting in it!
You have my love Dtoid.
It just seems to me that she isn't like every other fucken clone out there who is trying to pawn themselves off as Britney Spears pre neo-nazi era...speaking of Britney...
Now fuck off.
Login to vote this up!
0 COMMENTS
Please login (or) make a quick account (free)
to view and post comments.
Login with Twitter
Login with Dtoid
Three day old threads are only visible to verified humans - this helps our small community management team stay on top of spam
Sorry for the extra step!
Login with Twitter
Login with Dtoid
About Samuel Dillingerone of us since 1:58 AM on 06.24.2008
Currently Playing:
...A lot of stuff
I like to fap...a lot.
I have been on Destructoid for a little and have grown to really love it's community. I love to write articles on gaming and I find it easy to do with Destructoid. I am currently studying a Bachelor Degree of Communication (Journalism), so that one day I can hope to do this professionally.
While studying I jump from job to job like crazy because I don't want to do anything but write, and while that may sound reckless, I assure you that I really couldn't live any other way if I tried.
I just want to say thanks to everybody involved with Destructoid including every reader, community blogger and contributor. It really is an amazing place in the digital, shit infested swamp lands of the internet.
I am a proud member of the Refused Classification panel also consisting of Destructoid members Puppy Licks and DanMazkin, which brings to the plate a fortnightly Destructoid only podcast and soon to be video content which will also be featuring guest appearances from gaming celebs such as the Masterchief.
I also write on Stereotoid; a weekly shift in the Earth's crust where the greatest music from all time seeps forth and pushes its way into our ears then forces us to write about it through mental fuckism. If you understood that, then well done.
P.S - One day I will write for Destructoid...That's right Niero! I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKER!