THERE ARE NONE!
Well, that's not entirely true... we just had a NARP last weekend and we're currently planning some other fun things to do, like a group laser tag and arcade outing, Rock Band 2 parties, and general drunken mayhem... If you're under 21, don't worry, we still want you to hang out with us.
So if you'd like to cause some disarray with your fellow Dtoiders in the greater Oregon and SW Washington area, shoot me an email at
and I'll add you to our wonderful google group. From there, we plan and discuss our various parties and NARPs over email.
I promise I'll only rape you if you're between the ages of 9-15.