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Why Hate RE5 (360 "douchers")

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***Not all people who post on Destructoid are mindless trolls that are a scourge to legitimate gaming fans. They post only to feed off of the "masses" or "target audience" for dumbed down or those who are just plain too stupid to realize they're feeding one. However in general, on the average(redundant, I know), most trolls on dtoid are as DUMB as my "fellow" Americans who push pro-life and their dried up religious views onto others(just because I'm an insensitive asshole doesn't mean I can't share my ignorance as well as they can)***

I can take a wild guess as to why.

Most do not like the fact that you cant:

1. Post mindless flamebait, kind of like a braindead zombie?
2. Lack of writing skill = poster actually having to figure something that'll appeal to the mindless common denomonater (halo kids? Easy targets!)
3. Be a competent writer with actual knowledge of the English language, or what I refer to as...Ability.
4. Writing more than one post reworded to sound like it's new, originality is just too much to ask for most trolls on dtoid.

So, instead of dubbing an audience as crap because it's better than you at some games, you resort to your old, piss poor habits, or the fact that you might be afraid to take a chance on something OTHER PEOPLE LIKE, so you're "too indy" for those games.

And for the rest of you decent folk who are outnumbered by this waste of community accounts on dtoid: Continue reading and enjoying this video game blog, whether you have to skip some writers or not. At least some of us out there can handle criticism of games we like, or at least if we can't, we are not ignorant enough to bash others because we can't play well. You've got a litter of other games to pick from, go back to Douche y McDouche Douche or whatever fucking "original" game you play. There's plenty available.

Know your place. Is it possible for someone to be a decent person and to declare flamebait as crap? YES. Is it more likely that a person who IS butthurt will troll gamesites to tell people what they SHOULD think as a gamer? You bet your hackey ball sack it is.

If you're reeled in by the flamebait, it's because you give in to pretentious douchebags that have nothing better to do than bait people thinking they're great. Again, for the people who have difficulty reading... I wasn't talking about all players on xbl, just the majority, JUST LIKE EVERY BLOG I'VE EVER WRITTEN. So don't read this blog like I wrote it for only your eyes to see. Read it like I'm an elitist prick. That's more like it. than the kid who dubs a game crap when they can't change or use that waste of an organ in their skull.

Call me an "elitist" for being a douche. I'd rather be an elitist asshat who doesn't derive any fun from gaming than another piece of waste ruining XBL with their consistant "fun" and "enjoyment of games."

"Boo hoo someone criticized something only I must like and I have to tell everyone about it, they must suck!"
1. Build a small mound of dried leaves and wood.
2. Ignite said pile
3. ??????????
4. Profit!
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About blehmanone of us since 8:11 PM on 08.01.2007

Real name: Mike

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bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking

Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:


Wanderingpixel is also awesome.


Current Games:

All of the things


Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen



My Hero:



My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie



Longcat:



Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?

To e-mail malicious hatemail: [email protected]

To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here

For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,





Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:


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Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
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