Twas the night before Christmas
On the xbox forums
Not a single troll was stirring, only the fanboys
"a miracle patch, be how can it be?"
if baby jesus was given birth by a virgin, surely it will be!
A Combustable Mappack has been released
I ask my community, when will it be free?
I am too poor to afford, Cliffy B
Don't you value my loyalty?
Ginger-Man Ferguson says the game is well-polished
Then why am I being struck through a wall like a comet?
Ninja flips and boomshield glitches to boot
I really hope this miracle patch comes soon
I look and watch as the population dwindles
Even Major Nelson says "damn, this game is becoming nimble"
Cliffy B where have you been?
Are you busy having photoshop be done to your head?
A self portrait or immortalize yourself
While your precious community laughs at your retard-rabbit looks?
That didn't rhyme, but there's not enough highlights in his hair to compensate bad looks
9 of us are left, in your multiplayer
It now takes me 30 minutes to find a match for team slayer
Did I just say slayer? I am thinking all wrong
This game was short-lived, nothing can be done
The miracle patch won't come to be
I put my head down and sigh "looks like I'm going back to Halo 3"