Day 18: I now know too much. It was all before my eyes and I was far too blind to see the reality veiled behind the madness. Mike Borland knows all. Mike Borland controls all. He has all this time and we never knew. Mike Borland is the alpha and the omega and he wields a future vision fueled by nothing more than sheer EXTREME. He will climb to the top of our corpses and sit in his throne made from his chips and our blood. He will rule and WE WILL DESPAIR.
... Oh god. It found me. I don't know how, but it found me. Run for it, Internet!
I HATE YOU, MIKE BORLAND. I. HATE. YOUUUUU--
Day ??: Geezus Christ, this dino's stomach is DISGUSTING.. What has he been eating
... Oh. ... Wait. ... Yeah.
AFK, being digested.
[With apologies to the real Mike Borland, who is probably a nice dude. Unless this is his diabolical plan all along. In that case, I would like to be dragged to my grave screaming "I WAS RIGHT! I. WAS. RIGGHHHT"]
[Also, Dash of Destruction is pretty okay for being pretty free.]