This is actually my third account on this loverly site, my two previous ones failing simply because they never had proper introduction posts. I suppose I should start by saying I love video games, which should be fairly obvious to you considering that I took the time to lurk and post on this site for six months now. I only recently turned sixteen, and I live in Colorado. It's alright, I'm not afraid of butt-pirates*.
The first video game console I ever owned was a Super Nintendo. Man, those were the days. I still remember when I was six years old, and my parents bought me a Playstation for Christmas. That would turn out to be one of the happiest and one of the saddest days of my life, seeing as how my mother decided it would be a great idea to give our SNES to the neighbors, as they didn't have a game console. It took a long time for my rage to subside. By the way, did anyone ever play Jurassic Park
for the SNES? That game was fucking* sweet.
I've got to say, I like this place so far. The community seems
intelligent from the outside
, there's plenty of retro gamers, and not everyone gives off the impression that if I met them in real life they'd smell like a three week old ham sandwich. All in all, I'm happy to be here and I hope we can be friends. Hah, internet friends, I mean. I don't want to have to send any of you to jail for statutory rape.
*I curse because it makes me feel like a man. I'm a man, right?