It's quite common for a piece of promotional randomness to be invented to try to increase sales of a game. We've all heard of the Megaman and Final Fantasy drinks, and I've been known to win or own the odd bit of gaming-related merchandise.
However, I may have come across the most unusual, at least for the moment. I was visiting the UK competition weblink-site that is Loquax, and I was doing my usual thing, entering competitions left, right and centre. And then I saw the words 24 x Football Manager Deodorant
I mean, it makes sense, a spray for people who play association football, made to promote the UK's favourite spreadsheet, I mean, football manager simulation. And then I see this video...
You hear that? It's got the smell of blood, grass, sweat and deep heat. And screams 'tackle me'.
I don't even want to know what innuendoes you guys can come up with.
I've entered the contest to win a can, and believe me, if it smells crap, I won't be afraid to use it as a pepper spray on those orange fake-tanned hags at Debenhams.