Oh Sweet EarthBound, how do I love thee.
I love thee so much, I play you regularly each and every year. Though I no longer have the "LEGAL" means to play you, I still find a way. Whether it's on my modded Xbox, or on a handheld via some mode of illegal homebrewery, I will do what I must to play you because I do not own you.
Why do I not own this majestic game of perfection even though I love it so much?
that's easy to explain.
See a few years back, I was faced with this crazy decision to keep my fully complete and perfect copy of EarthBound, or I could have electricity for another month. I made a foolish choice, yes, but I feel it was best for me at the time.
EarthBound, I love you so much that I imported your sequel with the full intent of never playing it until it was in english (which will hopefully be by the end of the year, the way Starmen is going...)
Of course, EarthBound, I even love you so much that I devoted months of my time to organize a remix project in your honor. I even rapped for you, EarthBound.
EarthBound, I know that Nintendo of America doesn't love you, but I do. Bound Together is for you and I want you to know that if I ever have the extra finances, I will own you again. And I won't just settle for a cart. I won't stop until I have all of you. I need all of you. I need your big sexy box. I need your full color guide/manual. I even want a dust cover just for you.
EarthBound, I want to fuck you. Hard.
Joe "Joe 'JoeCamNet' Cam" Cammisa
STOP BEING FUCKING IDIOTS AND GIVE US EARTHBOUND BEFORE THE MOTHER FANS RISE UP AND MURDER ALL OF YOU.
P.S. You're all faggots and I fucked your whore mom.