Alright all you survey dogs, listen up! I have two  Pirates of the Burning Sea two-week trial codes and they can be yours if'en you can prove you have it in ye to sail the seven seas. All ye have to do is show your pirate colors(that's right, it's a cosplay contest) like this
or hell even this
The two best will each win a code. So, do we have an accord?
EDIT: Okay, since you guys are no fun and can't even put on an eye patch how about this; write me a song. Doesn't have to be long, just something with at least one full verse that uses piracy or sea faring as it's theme. Can you handle that?