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10 reasons why Hamza and Chad are wrong.

Oh Hamza and Chad, I love you guys. Your argument is an interesting one but fundamentally flawed. You are probably wondering why right about now so let me explain. Both of them would be completely torn apart by this guy:

I don't believe I need to explain myself here.

5. They were so badass Jesus had to kill them. He had to. If they were to live much longer the levels of badass they gave off would cause the world to implode.

6. T. Rex's evolved to the point that there arms were puny. Some would count that off of their badassness, but look at it this way: They were such effective killers that they didn't need forearms. Sharks need all their fins and mouth to kill and dolphins need all theirs to save people. T.rex only needeed his hind legs and mouth.

7. T. Rex's are bigger assholes than sharks.



9. He has a tendency to kill pesky space marines.

10. He was the king of the dinosaurs. Were dolphins or sharks ever King's of anything?

I don't think so!

*As taken from my previous T. Rex blog
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About aborto thefetusone of us since 6:36 PM on 03.06.2007

Thas me!

"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."


dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool


dyslexic: I love you aborto

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Age: 20
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I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and

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Top 5 favorite comics

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2. The Dark Knight Returns
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2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow

Favorite hobby: Being an asshole

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