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10 things I learned this week: Aborto's gay for charmander Edition


Ah IRC, how I love you. Some of the most ridiculous shit happens in Destructoid's IRC channel and something happened in there this week that I found especially awesome. Simply put an argument over Pokemon.

Now, arguments about Pokemon spring up quite a bit when Vexed Alex and me are in the room together but this one was particularly funny because it lasted for like an hour and it was just me and Vexed Alex trying to get people to agree with who we each thought was better, Piplup or Chimchar (The Charizard, Blastoise argument came up as well). What cemented this specific argument in my memory was that it eventually switched over to Poke Porn and then to pie. How a conversation goes from Pokemon porn to a pastry I have no idea. But one thing that became glaringly apparent during this whole IRC chat was how much I love Charmander and his evolved forms.

Now the way I look at it there are two main reasons why I love Charmander,Charmeleon, and Charizard other than that he was my first pokemon. The first one is when I was a kid, I always thought of Charizard as an invincible badass. This is mainly due to the fact that when I first set out in Pokemon there was a rumor going around my school about a really rare Pokemon in Viridian forest called the Pikablue. I now know that it was a load of bullshit but I didn't know it back then. Now it was around this time that I was diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and unlike now I wasn't on enough drugs to kill a small dog, so it was really bad. Normally, a kid would get bored of looking around that same area after like 20 minutes but no, I spent hours in that damn forest over 3 days. I went in with a level 10 Charmander and left with somewhere between a level 30-40 Charizard. As a result I powered through more than half the gym leaders. Christ, by the time I got to Misty her water pokemon didn't do anything to him. On top of that, he still obeyed everything I said even though they aren't supposed to after they reach a certain level and you don't have a certain badge.

And the other reason I have an undying love for them is this: Like I said before, I have OCD and back when Pokemon came out I had it really bad. Over the years I realize how positive an influence Pokemon had on me because it gave me something to obsess over that was healthier than the shit I had been doing. And I am thankful that Pokemon made that time of my life more enjoyable. Now typically when people think of pokemon they think of Pikachu, but whenever I think about Pokemon I think about Charmander and I remember all of the good times I had leveling him up.

Now enough with the touchy feely bullshit, lets get down to what you are here for.

1. I am utterly incapable of telling when Heretic is being sarcastic.

2. The Bez doesn't like the TMNT arcade game. Don't worry though because Bfeld, Knives, and me set him straight. And if anybody agrees with him then I suggest you watch your back.

You don't mess with the number 1 fighting team motherfuckers!

3. Mud Sport is a completely useless move in Pokemon. It's a rock move that weakens electric attacks, but electric attacks are already ineffective against rock Pokemon. How does that make any sense?

4. Lemon has dibs on the red castle crasher.

5. BlindsideDork doesn't think very highly of webcomics.

6. Fanboys is a very silly webcomic

7. That Wardrox seems to have a distaste for Star wars episode one.

8. People disagree with my tastes in movies. Of all the things I said in my last post the last thing I expected to spark an argument was me putting Army of Darkness higher up on my list of favorite movies than Evil Dead 2. So, I enjoyed Army of Darkness more than Evil Dead 2. You want to fight about it?

9. I REALLY want Spiderman Web of Shadows

10. Killer Croc looks like a badass in Batman: Arkham Asylum
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About aborto thefetusone of us since 6:36 PM on 03.06.2007

Thas me!

"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."


dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool


dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person

I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and

top 20 favorite games

Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow

Favorite hobby: Being an asshole

Also, cards

Also also, my birthday present from blehman

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