Psst, click me for theme appropriate music before reading.
I'm focusing mainly on LSD here, so if you're looking for an anti-PCP, anti-meth, or anti-ketamine post, you're at the wrong place, move along.
Have you guys seen XBLA lately? They seem to be obsessed with finding different ways of making me stroke out. Seriously.
Look at this.
This game looks like they took my Galaga, sweet Galaga, doused it fluorescent paint, and turned on some black lights. It's crazy.
Think this is isolated?
By all means, if you know what's going on here, please shut the hell up and go take some vitamin C I'm sensing a trend here about Miziguchi. The man likes to trip. Note: 2001 is less likely to give you an embolism than these games
Hell, even the music player on the Xbox is trying to give you a bad trip.
Look, I like gorgeous graphics as much as the next guy, but sometimes... Sometimes I don't want to worry so much about having a 30 minute conversation with my armchair because I played REZ for 4 hours last night.
We really don't want to have to comedown to Strobe Light:The Game for Seizure Prone Kids, now, do we?
In the meantime, please enjoy this wonderful children's video.