PappaDukes blog header photo
PappaDukes's c-blog

My Blog's Title

Posts 0Blogs 14Following 0Followers 21



Yami, you cold-hearted bastard! AKA {The most edited blog on the planet!}


"OMFG! I could punch kittens right now I am so angry!!!"

That was the common phrase around the Wii two nights ago. Something so terrible, so foul happened... and it all happened so fast that it literally left our heads reeling with confusion and utter terror.

My wife and I have been trudging through Okami for weeks, and I must say it has been a brilliant..uh...trudge. Honestly, it's probably one of the best adventure games I've ever had the pleasure of playing.

So Ezofugi comes and goes, and now it is on to the Ark of Yamato to confront the God of Darkness, m*therfuc*ing YAMI!

We really had no idea what to expect with Yami seeing as the boss battles up to this point were epic, but we knew it was going to be good. And it was. After learning the intricacies of each phase, it wasn't bad, and we slowly whittled away at the "god" of darkness.

[Editor's note:] The below paragraph may seem like a wall of text, but in all fairness, it was written this way to convey the emotion, and calamity my wife and I went through whilst battling Yami, so please bear with me...]

Alright, phase 1 down. Phase 2 down. Holy shit, phase 3...down. Christ, are you serious...? Phase 4 down. Alright, phase 5... This better be it. My goddamn arm is going to fall off. I'm making sunrise patterns like there's no tomorrow to avoid the darkness. I'm moving and shaking and Yami is going down! Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap...he's almost dead. I got him. Okami, I am going to Goozex the hell out of you as soon...as...I... WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GAME FROZE!!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! GOD NO, GOD NO, GOD NO, GOD NO!!

"OMFG! I could punch kittens right now I am so angry!!!"

[Editor's note] My wife was still to shaken to attempt another go at Yami, but I am glad to say that I was able to muster up enough courage, enough raw, primal energy to F*CK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GODDAMN WORTHLESS SACK OF COW BALLS THAT IS YAMI! Roll credits!
#Community    #Wii   
Login to vote this up!



Please login (or) make a quick account (free)
to view and post comments.

 Login with Twitter

 Login with Dtoid

Three day old threads are only visible to verified humans - this helps our small community management team stay on top of spam

Sorry for the extra step!


About PappaDukesone of us since 2:40 PM on 03.14.2007

Video games I have played:
Hahahahaha! Seriously? A TON! I've been playing video games for over 20 years. I'll narrow it down for you. Here is a comprehensive list of games I HAVEN'T played:
Any Pokemon game ever made. I haven't played it, nor will I ever.

Video games I am currently playing:
Star Wars: The Old Republic (PC)
Far Cry 3 (PS3)
Rage (PC)
Darksiders (PC)
ZombiU (WiiU)
Darksiders 2 (wiiU)

I'm big into SNES emulators, so A LOT of classic RPGs (Breath of Fire II, Final Fantasy VI, Dragon Warrior V, Phantasy Star II, etc.)

Video games I have recently destroyed
Far Cry 3 (PS3)
Dead Space 3 (PS3)
Tomb Raider (PS3)
Papo & Yo (PS3)
Torchlight II (PC)
inFamous 2 (PS3)
Sleeping Dogs (PC)
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning (PS3)
The Walking Dead (PS3)
    -Episode 1
    -Episode 2
    -Episode 3
    -Episode 4
    -Episode 5
Mass Effect 3 (PS3)
Mass Effect 2 (PS3)
Journey (PSN)
Uncharted: Golden Abyss (Vita)
The Simpsons Arcade (PSN)
The Binding of Isaac (PC)
Alice: Madness Returns (PS3)
Uncharted 3 (PS3)
Plants Vs. Zombies (PSN)
Metroid: Other M (Wii)
Stacking (PS3)
Sam & Max Episode 102: Situation Comedy (PC)
Ratchet & Clank: A Crack In Time (PS3)
Sam & Max Episode 101: Culture Shock (PC)
Back to the Future: The Game - Episode 5 (PC)
Back to the Future: The Game - Episode 4 (PC)
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow (PS3)
Back to the Future: The Game - Episode 3 (PC)
Magic: The Gathering - Duels of the Planeswalkers (PSN)
Limbo (PSN)
Back to the Future: The Game - Episode 2 (PC)
L.A. Noire (PS3)
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Shadow Wars (3DS)
Dragon Age: Origins (PS3)
     -Warden's Keep (DLC)
     -The Stone Prisoner (DLC)
     -Return to Ostagar (DLC)
     -Awakening (DLC)
Dragon Age II (PS3)
     -The Exiled Prince (DLC)
     -Legacy (DLC)
     -Mark of the Assassin (DLC)
Final Fantasy XIII (PS3)
DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue (PS3)
DeathSpank (PS3)
Dead Space 2 (PS3)
Back to the Future: The Game - Episode 1 (PC)
Costume Quest (PS3)
     -Costume Quest: Briggins on Ice (DLC)
Enslaved (PS3)
     -Pigsy's Perfect 10 (DLC)
Rock Band 3 (PS3)
Fallout 3 (PS3)
     -Broken Steel (DLC)
Mass Effect 2 (PC)
Batman: Arkham Asylum (PS3)
inFamous (PS3)
Red Dead Redemption (PS3)
God of War III (PS3)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (DS)
Borderlands (PS3)
     -Borderlands: The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned (DLC)
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (DS)
Ratchet & Clank: Quest for Booty (PSN)
Uncharted 2 (PS3)
God of War II (PS2)
Final Fantasy X (PS2)
Kingdom Hearts II (PS2)
God of war (PS2)
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (DS)
Dragon Quest IV (DS)
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (DS)
Resident Evil 5 (PS3)
Final Fantasy IV (DS)
Earthbound (I know, I'm late to the party, and everyone's already drunk) (SNES)
Viking: Battle for Asgard (PS3)
Dead Space (PS3)
Guitar Hero III (Wii, PS3)
MGS 4 (PS3)
Super Paper Mario (Wii)
Mario Galaxy (Wii)

Video games I like to play:
I'll pretty much play anything that will hold my interest. But primarily I am into action/adventure and RPG's. I am a SUCKER for a classic RPG.

Miscellaneous Shit:

PSN ID:PappaDukesXD
3DS Code:3995-6613-8033


Around the Community