To save you time I'm going to have everyone raise their hands. Now, everyone who does not own a Zune put your hands down. Now, everyone who uses Xbox 360's Zune Marketplace keep your hands up and everyone else put your hands down. Everyone with their hands up, please keep reading... all three of you.
Come Jan. 25 Xbox Live's Zune Marketplace will be going under scheduled maintenance for up to 24 hours. The maintenance will begin at 10 p.m. and end when it ends. During this time, which is sure to be quite harrowing for all, you won't be able to download new videos or music. Your current library will be entirely accessible, however.
Oh, and it looks like one of you three people still reading has fallen asleep. Well, for the two of you that care... oh no, the other guy was actually a cactus standing in the corner. OK, for you, the one guy still caring, I hope this downtime doesn't hurt you too deeply.
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