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and from time to time the makes me slow to get out breaking news. You may have seen Kotaku and AOL Joystiq's coverage of the Elite along with everybody else that got one today, but they all seemed to miss a major item of interest. I caught this and made a video that takes painstaking strides to bring you all of the details. I made sure to bring it to you in true Dtoid fashion as well. Please pay very close attention because some of the details are very hard to notice. 

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Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:32
Rainbowblack
Good shit Ron, lulz all round

Not only to a have a quiet (not THAT quiet but quiet, i think because my PC is always on and louder, helps that they sit side by side) launch unit...but more amazing is that it's still works, 1+ year later

And i plan on keeping that way by disconnecting my Ethernet cable every time I play GHII
mrdurden4's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:37
mrdurden4
man that shit is hilarious!
pandlcg's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:41
pandlcg
wow, i never realized this many people were still on the site at night
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:43
Sharpless
I came.
zealot9802's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:48
zealot9802
its only 6:50pm here.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:55
Pedro Blandino
yea, my launch console sounds like it's going to take off. i need to buy a Elite!
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:55
jerrt
i sat through the credits just to find out that what i realized as the credits started ended up being written in the credits.

i kowtow to you fine sir.
Savant's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:56
Savant
@Keener - I totally could read it. My new-fangled BrailTech(tm) monitor helped me.

Joking, joking... I used Windows Magnifier. :)
Ignignokt01's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:57
Ignignokt01
killed me

good shit
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:59
Phist
Hilarious. We want to see more of these.

Workman, with your mighty beard in place, the YouTubes will never be same again. Ever.
bobthecat23's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:59
bobthecat23
LOL rofl omg dis guy is funny
908peruvian's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 21:38
908peruvian
beards are cool!!
SANE4LIFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 21:40
SANE4LIFE
yo ron this is DRMilkman wetever happen to 360compete?
xBBx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 21:42
xBBx
@908peruvian:

Yea, on real men. But Ron?
frosty's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 22:06
frosty
GG
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 22:44
brainderailment
Hmm, maybe now they can make a UberLite that quiets the DVD drive and adds just a smidgen more features, like, i dunno, umm, WIFI GODDAMNIT! FUCK ME!
joeisremy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 22:46
joeisremy
ROCK!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 23:23
Mxyzptlk
Needs moar fire melon. But the well-groomed beard makes up for it double. Fantastic!
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 23:36
Aaron Linde
I'm a scholar and a gentleman? Hot damn.
moclippa's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 23:59
moclippa
WHAT???? I CAN"T HEAR YOU! SORRY... PLAYING CRACKDOWN.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 00:10
BahamutZero
got one pre-order off amazon today. tempted to ebay it, but I gotta have the damn thing myself.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 01:24
Detry
Haha, nice vid man.

The Xbox elite will be my first "next gen" system, I've been a lazy ass for months and living off my savings but now I'm working again!

Last month I almost got a Wii but decided to pay the cable bill instead. I don't regret it.



Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 01:39
Trowble
Beavis and Butthead wouldn't get it.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 03:44
tehuberone
Just got home, nice vid.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 06:16
wardrox
Ron Wrokman is made of win.. and now beard :-)
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 08:06
galagabug
LOL. nice.
akasian's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 09:54
akasian
Who does the music during the credits? Who is the artist/song?

Thanks
derwreck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 10:01
derwreck
hahahahaha
akasian's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 10:14
akasian
Thx Workman! Great video...very funny!
Z3phyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 10:45
Z3phyr
LMFAO...i almost pooed myself when u sent that to me on myspace...
rob91883's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 11:38
rob91883
Is that a southern drawl I hear?
Azrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 11:45
Azrael
Oh, so THAT's the difference!

Hahahaha! awesome, great job!




SempraFi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 11:51
SempraFi
I find it fucking hysterical that pretty much every site that has their Elite, says it's still just as loud as the old ones. Hmm? I wonder why? My Elite, which I've had for a few days, is quieter.God damn audiophiles.
yonnage's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 12:09
yonnage
i don't get it
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 12:24
Faith
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" That is all.
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 12:24
Faith
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" That is all.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 13:08
KyleGamgee
You bring us joy and honor...

sometimes.
bayushi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 13:23
bayushi
the beard is choice!
*I AM NOT GAY. NOT GAY*
**MAYBE ELLEN GAY**

brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 14:48
brad drac
Nevar! Noone else post on this thread, don't let ron get his century!

Wait... Damn.
fearian's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 14:54
fearian
hmmm, do I double post for the 100 win?? DO I?! HMMM!?
fearian's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2007 14:55
fearian
wtf missed damn lol bbq
Savant's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2007 10:12
Savant
To this day, this video is still amazing. Thank God I got an Elite.
kfiggy03's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2007 20:15
kfiggy03
If you guys are looking to get a free xbox 360 elite click here now it is real quick no credit card number required!!!!!

http://www.360Elite4free.com/index.php?ref=4398915
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