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Look I drink...
and from time to time the makes me slow to get out breaking news. You may have seen Kotaku and AOL Joystiq's coverage of the Elite along with everybody else that got one today, but they all seemed to miss a major item of interest. I caught this and made a video that takes painstaking strides to bring you all of the details. I made sure to bring it to you in true Dtoid fashion as well. Please pay very close attention because some of the details are very hard to notice. 

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cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:07
cjpkiller
win!
El Fajitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:08
El Fajitas
Details, schmetails. I will be getting one anyways, since I never had no 360 anyways.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:08
bhive01
I can hear the difference.
CheapyD's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:09
CheapyD
Well done, sir.
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:09
World Famous
For the win.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:09
atheistium
LOL puppet, you didn't get a credit :P
fucking funny video!
ghnvt's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:09
ghnvt
I actually thought he was going to say something worth listening too, but I laughed anyways.
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:10
charliesuh
HOLY CRAP RON!
A HOBO STOLE YOUR 360 ELITE!
AND HE's HAIRY AS HELL!!!
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:11
BritiniMartini
nice beard.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:11
bhive01
Did you know that Charlie is Asian?
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:12
charliesuh
shhh... nobody knows yet.
I'm still waiting to come out of the closet..
Tempus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:12
Tempus
My other beard belongs to a redneck.
rbrooks's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:13
rbrooks
his fan is broken...does no one notice that his fan is broken?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:14
king3vbo
omg way funny Ron
Savant's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:16
Savant
Genius. I could, however, read "Can't read this." One more point smaller in font size, and I would've been in some trouble, though.

Great vid. You deserve a Grammy, a Tony, and probably a Gilette Fusion. Rock on, Greybush.
ScarCeLLe13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:17
ScarCeLLe13
funniest thing ive seen in a while lol

good job
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:17
CypherVR
holy shit!! OMGROFLMAOCOPTER! nice ron *golf clap*
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:21
CannibalCalvin
Blarg! Beard!
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:21
BritiniMartini
electro... atleast you were remembered :)
Smitty3000's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:23
Smitty3000
that was great!
UltraViolence's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:23
UltraViolence
XFD!
David Houghton 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:24
David Houghton
Applause-worthy Ron. Thoroughly applause-worthy.

*applauds*
Savant's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:25
Savant
You know, that vaccuum that was used for the launch Xbox was pretty good... I might've went for an air compressor to bring the pain.
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:30
Silverhertz
Shi-ite...bit off topic but I just saw DJ Yoda lay down some beats in lizard lounge - He mixed the Mario theme tune with hip-hop. Enough said. Anywho..check that shit out y'all, its all hot stuff

http://www.myspace.com/djyodauk
ExpertPenguin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:30
ExpertPenguin
ha....ha.....ha.

This wasn't funny. My 360 really sounds like that =/
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:32
iRaf
pure win.

look the credits :)
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:37
UglyDuck
Made me grin, very good :)
imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:40
imbeta
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:41
Jordan Devore
The old 360 sounds just like my old microphone.
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:42
velcroman
please type your message in the text box and let me say it.

i mean, that was frickin' funny and thanks for the shout out. now imma get me some purple drank.
jeffk6's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:43
jeffk6
is it really that loud??? no joke i dont have one, but im going to say that sucks balls
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:43
Topher Cantler
HAHAHAHA
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:44
Namelessted
ZOMG. the beard! fap fap fap fap.

oh GOD yes.

sex please.
Husky Hog's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:47
Husky Hog
HOLY SHIT THAT 360 ISN'T AS LOUD AS MINE


love it, good to know the elite isn't as noisy... totally worth the extra money
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:47
BluDesign
Funnny... No wonder the maid walks in when I play Dead Rising for 12 hours. She must think I'm stealing her shit. Irony's a bitch, huh lady?

Also Ron, no mention for Snaileb or myself? For shame... After all the work and laborous hours we put in tormenting Summa for everyone here... ::sigh:: Well, I guess I'll have to settle for my imdb page...
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:47
Brad Rice
Damn right I saved your ass in 'nam. That's what you get for raping 12 year old vietnamese girls.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:48
ArrestedDeveloper
anyone else notice that in Aaron Linde's thanks Ron uses the wrong "your".
Husky Hog's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:53
Husky Hog
p.s. PLAYOFF BEARD
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 19:58
BluDesign
I didn't realize it was playoffs already for little league underhand slow pitch girl's softball...

Awesome. who're you rooting for? I'm going for the Topeka Princesses.
xBBx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:00
xBBx
I've never burst out in laughter as much as I did with this video. I didn't realize so much work went into this short video, cause man, those credits sure were long
Dan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:02
Dan
nice. very nice :)
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:02
brad drac
Outstanding video. I laughed out loud(acronyms ftl).

I also noticed the "your", but I am a grammar fiend. By the way, I think you meant "it's god's way"...
xBBx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:07
xBBx
Showing some digg love fellas... let's get this suckah on the frontpage!!!

http://digg.com/gaming_news/The_Slight_Difference_Between_an_Xbox_360_Elite_A_Regular_Xbox_360
keener's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:08
keener
lol @ savant ...cant read this
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:09
Gameboi
Easy video to create, and it's funny as hell. Great job, Ron. You got the point across, that's for sure.
JamesSorensen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:10
JamesSorensen
haha funny shit..

but ya had my elite for a week now.... just as loud as my other ones...
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:10
Joseph Leray
Who in the fuck is OrGrimcist?
xBBx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:11
xBBx
Damnit, I misspelled Ron's name in the digg article. Watch those asshole diggers bury it due to "inaccuracy" =P
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:21
Cruds
I thought “Microsoft: We Lost Less Money By Selling Fewer 360s” was the big MS news of the day.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2007 20:28
deiga-the-semivaliant
I laughed so hard beef jerky shot out of my nose.
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