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Look I drink...
and from time to time the makes me slow to get out breaking news. You may have seen Kotaku and AOL Joystiq's coverage of the Elite along with everybody else that got one today, but they all seemed to miss a major item of interest. I caught this and made a video that takes painstaking strides to bring you all of the details. I made sure to bring it to you in true Dtoid fashion as well. Please pay very close attention because some of the details are very hard to notice. 

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cjpkiller's Avatar
cjpkiller at 04/26/2007 19:07
win!
El Fajitas's Avatar
El Fajitas at 04/26/2007 19:08
Details, schmetails. I will be getting one anyways, since I never had no 360 anyways.
bhive01's Avatar
bhive01 at 04/26/2007 19:08
I can hear the difference.
CheapyD's Avatar
CheapyD at 04/26/2007 19:09
Well done, sir.
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 04/26/2007 19:09
For the win.
atheistium's Avatar
atheistium at 04/26/2007 19:09
LOL puppet, you didn't get a credit :P
fucking funny video!
ghnvt's Avatar
ghnvt at 04/26/2007 19:09
I actually thought he was going to say something worth listening too, but I laughed anyways.
charliesuh's Avatar
charliesuh at 04/26/2007 19:10
HOLY CRAP RON!
A HOBO STOLE YOUR 360 ELITE!
AND HE's HAIRY AS HELL!!!
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BritiniMartini at 04/26/2007 19:11
nice beard.
bhive01's Avatar
bhive01 at 04/26/2007 19:11
Did you know that Charlie is Asian?
charliesuh's Avatar
charliesuh at 04/26/2007 19:12
shhh... nobody knows yet.
I'm still waiting to come out of the closet..
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Tempus at 04/26/2007 19:12
My other beard belongs to a redneck.
rbrooks's Avatar
rbrooks at 04/26/2007 19:13
his fan is broken...does no one notice that his fan is broken?
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 04/26/2007 19:14
omg way funny Ron
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Savant at 04/26/2007 19:16
Genius. I could, however, read "Can't read this." One more point smaller in font size, and I would've been in some trouble, though.

Great vid. You deserve a Grammy, a Tony, and probably a Gilette Fusion. Rock on, Greybush.
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ScarCeLLe13 at 04/26/2007 19:17
funniest thing ive seen in a while lol

good job
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CypherVR at 04/26/2007 19:17
holy shit!! OMGROFLMAOCOPTER! nice ron *golf clap*
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CannibalCalvin at 04/26/2007 19:21
Blarg! Beard!
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BritiniMartini at 04/26/2007 19:21
electro... atleast you were remembered :)
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Smitty3000 at 04/26/2007 19:23
that was great!
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UltraViolence at 04/26/2007 19:23
XFD!
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David Houghton at 04/26/2007 19:24
Applause-worthy Ron. Thoroughly applause-worthy.

*applauds*
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Savant at 04/26/2007 19:25
You know, that vaccuum that was used for the launch Xbox was pretty good... I might've went for an air compressor to bring the pain.
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Silverhertz at 04/26/2007 19:30
Shi-ite...bit off topic but I just saw DJ Yoda lay down some beats in lizard lounge - He mixed the Mario theme tune with hip-hop. Enough said. Anywho..check that shit out y'all, its all hot stuff

http://www.myspace.com/djyodauk
ExpertPenguin's Avatar
ExpertPenguin at 04/26/2007 19:30
ha....ha.....ha.

This wasn't funny. My 360 really sounds like that =/
iRaf 's Avatar
iRaf at 04/26/2007 19:32
pure win.

look the credits :)
UglyDuck's Avatar
UglyDuck at 04/26/2007 19:37
Made me grin, very good :)
imbeta's Avatar
imbeta at 04/26/2007 19:40
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 04/26/2007 19:41
The old 360 sounds just like my old microphone.
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velcroman at 04/26/2007 19:42
please type your message in the text box and let me say it.

i mean, that was frickin' funny and thanks for the shout out. now imma get me some purple drank.
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jeffk6 at 04/26/2007 19:43
is it really that loud??? no joke i dont have one, but im going to say that sucks balls
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Topher Cantler at 04/26/2007 19:43
HAHAHAHA
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Namelessted at 04/26/2007 19:44
ZOMG. the beard! fap fap fap fap.

oh GOD yes.

sex please.
Husky Hog's Avatar
Husky Hog at 04/26/2007 19:47
HOLY SHIT THAT 360 ISN'T AS LOUD AS MINE


love it, good to know the elite isn't as noisy... totally worth the extra money
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BluDesign at 04/26/2007 19:47
Funnny... No wonder the maid walks in when I play Dead Rising for 12 hours. She must think I'm stealing her shit. Irony's a bitch, huh lady?

Also Ron, no mention for Snaileb or myself? For shame... After all the work and laborous hours we put in tormenting Summa for everyone here... ::sigh:: Well, I guess I'll have to settle for my imdb page...
Brad Rice's Avatar
Brad Rice at 04/26/2007 19:47
Damn right I saved your ass in 'nam. That's what you get for raping 12 year old vietnamese girls.
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ArrestedDeveloper at 04/26/2007 19:48
anyone else notice that in Aaron Linde's thanks Ron uses the wrong "your".
Husky Hog's Avatar
Husky Hog at 04/26/2007 19:53
p.s. PLAYOFF BEARD
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 04/26/2007 19:58
I didn't realize it was playoffs already for little league underhand slow pitch girl's softball...

Awesome. who're you rooting for? I'm going for the Topeka Princesses.
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xBBx at 04/26/2007 20:00
I've never burst out in laughter as much as I did with this video. I didn't realize so much work went into this short video, cause man, those credits sure were long
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Dan at 04/26/2007 20:02
nice. very nice :)
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brad drac at 04/26/2007 20:02
Outstanding video. I laughed out loud(acronyms ftl).

I also noticed the "your", but I am a grammar fiend. By the way, I think you meant "it's god's way"...
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xBBx at 04/26/2007 20:07
Showing some digg love fellas... let's get this suckah on the frontpage!!!

http://digg.com/gaming_news/The_Slight_Difference_Between_an_Xbox_360_Elite_A_Regular_Xbox_360
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keener at 04/26/2007 20:08
lol @ savant ...cant read this
Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 04/26/2007 20:09
Easy video to create, and it's funny as hell. Great job, Ron. You got the point across, that's for sure.
JamesSorensen's Avatar
JamesSorensen at 04/26/2007 20:10
haha funny shit..

but ya had my elite for a week now.... just as loud as my other ones...
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Joseph Leray at 04/26/2007 20:10
Who in the fuck is OrGrimcist?
xBBx's Avatar
xBBx at 04/26/2007 20:11
Damnit, I misspelled Ron's name in the digg article. Watch those asshole diggers bury it due to "inaccuracy" =P
Cruds's Avatar
Cruds at 04/26/2007 20:21
I thought “Microsoft: We Lost Less Money By Selling Fewer 360s” was the big MS news of the day.
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deiga-the-semivaliant at 04/26/2007 20:28
I laughed so hard beef jerky shot out of my nose.
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