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ZOMG!!! Workman makes a post! photo

Look. I drink.

Sometimes I take pictures that we can't always use on Destructoid. Most of those pictures help me to re-create what happened the night before. If you are not supposed to pee in public places, bite people's faces, harass celebrities, molest sheep, drink yourself into oblivion and steal cop cars, then why did God invent it?

Winston Churchill said it best, "Which Warcraft's do I want." That sums up nothing really, but I thought it was funny. Look... I drink. No other gaming site out there brings you what Dtoid does. Do you think that Chris Grant got arrested at GDC for public indecency? 3 TIMES? Once at a daycare center? No. We give you all the angles here. Do you think the people at Gamepro woke up at SXSW naked in a rest stop bathroom with 6 pounds of bologna, an orange road cone, a prostetic leg and a sheep named Francis? (Hi sweetie!) The answer again is NO.

Look. I drink. If thats what it takes to pay all of you back for showing love in our community, then you had me at, "Look I drink." The first one. Enjoy the pictures all. Look forward to many more. I have many hours of video that has yet to see the light of day. As soon as my attorney watches the rest to decipher whats legal and illegal, I will unleash it onto your internets. Viva Destructoid™


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BritiniMartini's Avatar
BritiniMartini at 04/01/2007 22:32
ZOMG first comment rape!
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 04/01/2007 22:33
ZOMG, i do what i want.
pretty ricky's Avatar
pretty ricky at 04/01/2007 22:35
ZOMG PRO TIP: Do what you want
velcroman's Avatar
velcroman at 04/01/2007 22:39
THIS IS NOT NEWS!!!
BritiniMartini's Avatar
BritiniMartini at 04/01/2007 22:39
My baby figured out teh internetz :P I'm so proud of you. :D


(ZOMG A MIDGET!!)
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 04/01/2007 22:40
isn't posting "ZOMG first comment rape!" a bannable offense?

TITS OR GTFO
pretty ricky's Avatar
pretty ricky at 04/01/2007 22:45
BritiniMartini's Avatar
BritiniMartini at 04/01/2007 22:48
Ted... Suck it :P

It's Ron's first post :)
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 04/01/2007 22:50
I do what I wants.
tehuberone's Avatar
tehuberone at 04/01/2007 23:29
Ron....post....Ron...post....Ron...post.....Does not compute.
JJ Rage's Avatar
JJ Rage at 04/01/2007 23:35
Ron won the Halo.
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 04/01/2007 23:39
OH MY GOD.

I cannot handle the awesomeness of this.
Serpentish's Avatar
Serpentish at 04/01/2007 23:41
I'm amazed those censor bars can handle the awesomeness. If you know what I mean.
zaqu's Avatar
zaqu at 04/01/2007 23:44
this post needs some price is right with all its censorships
trydizon's Avatar
trydizon at 04/01/2007 23:45
woo wooo.
Zraicis's Avatar
Zraicis at 04/01/2007 23:47
Very nice links, specially the chris grant.
Husky Hog's Avatar
Husky Hog at 04/01/2007 23:53
OMFG RON POSTED
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 04/02/2007 00:04
Somebody needs to google bomb a photo of Justin Murray so he comes up as the first result for images of "clown shoes".
TheBongDonkey's Avatar
TheBongDonkey at 04/02/2007 00:07
wowzors ron u are teh jackmehoff pro!
can i use photo shop to make me licking ur sheep
Rhikaru's Avatar
Rhikaru at 04/02/2007 00:20
ROTFLMAO!!!!

This is so funny that I almost wet my pants.
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 04/02/2007 00:20
I love you Ron Workman.
I love you hard.
LostCrichton's Avatar
LostCrichton at 04/02/2007 00:28
ZOMG a Ron Post! I think my day is complete now.
Brad Rice's Avatar
Brad Rice at 04/02/2007 00:42
Lies! This is probably just Niero posting on Ron's account again.
LostCrichton's Avatar
LostCrichton at 04/02/2007 00:42
I just laughed myself sick...I laughed so hard that I threw up. Thanks Ron. Plus now I know what to look forward to at PAX this year.
BFeld13's Avatar
BFeld13 at 04/02/2007 00:58
Ron Workman needs his own sketch comedy show.
CagedZero's Avatar
CagedZero at 04/02/2007 01:12
Ron reminds me of someone

Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 04/02/2007 01:15
Am I the only one who isn't getting any RSS-feed action from the site? I almost missed this post, dammit.
CagedZero's Avatar
CagedZero at 04/02/2007 01:19
dammit i fail. heres a link.


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trydizon's Avatar
trydizon at 04/02/2007 01:27
0/2 buddy.

its all good.
atheistium's Avatar
atheistium at 04/02/2007 01:46
EPIC!
nightmareci's Avatar
nightmareci at 04/02/2007 02:04
Hey, maybe make "Look I drink" an article tag? Thought I'd see it at the bottom of this article. I could see it working on more than just this article. Unless there's some other alcohol-related tag already?
glg20decoy's Avatar
glg20decoy at 04/02/2007 02:43
Chobot needs my sausage in the but blade!
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 04/02/2007 04:21
That would be the "drunk and deboner" tag :)

Nice first post. We were warned but nobody was ready
Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 04/02/2007 04:25
It's about time you got the posting bug, Ron. Having seen the picture, I have to ask you the tough question. Is the sheep underage? I notice it's identity is censored out.

You really don't want a sheep. All she's going to do is complain. Baaad... ;-)
Lezbro's Avatar
Lezbro at 04/02/2007 05:05
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Winston Churchill at 04/02/2007 05:28
I DID say that, didn't I?
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king3vbo at 04/02/2007 07:44
Ron posting? The world is ending
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar
deiga-the-semivaliant at 04/02/2007 08:35
YES.
relik's Avatar
relik at 04/02/2007 12:16
You lot look off your tits in some of those pics lol. Good stuff.

Also, simulated oral.

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PetiePalo at 04/02/2007 13:34
Ron can I make a request?

Any post you do henceforth on Dtoid should have you photoshopped into the post picture somehow. I nearly died at the Summa and you Ice Cream truck picture, and that biker one is made of win.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar
AngelsDontBurn at 04/02/2007 14:56
Grade A post!
JVB's Avatar
JVB at 04/02/2007 14:56
Dude. Don't forget taking pictures of a guy busting his ass twice, at a Redmond Karaoke bar.
Phist's Avatar
Phist at 04/03/2007 09:53
Ron Workmaaans. Yeeeeaa!

The internets started solely by one man, Al Gore (who had an enlightened drunken moment one night back in the day). And here we are in 2007, the internets ends with another solo drunkard, the Workmans, with his first official Dtoid post.

Look, he drinks (and shit, he can actually think). It's on, you unracists! Bring it!
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