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ZOMG!!! Workman makes a post! photo

Look. I drink.

Sometimes I take pictures that we can't always use on Destructoid. Most of those pictures help me to re-create what happened the night before. If you are not supposed to pee in public places, bite people's faces, harass celebrities, molest sheep, drink yourself into oblivion and steal cop cars, then why did God invent it?

Winston Churchill said it best, "Which Warcraft's do I want." That sums up nothing really, but I thought it was funny. Look... I drink. No other gaming site out there brings you what Dtoid does. Do you think that Chris Grant got arrested at GDC for public indecency? 3 TIMES? Once at a daycare center? No. We give you all the angles here. Do you think the people at Gamepro woke up at SXSW naked in a rest stop bathroom with 6 pounds of bologna, an orange road cone, a prostetic leg and a sheep named Francis? (Hi sweetie!) The answer again is NO.

Look. I drink. If thats what it takes to pay all of you back for showing love in our community, then you had me at, "Look I drink." The first one. Enjoy the pictures all. Look forward to many more. I have many hours of video that has yet to see the light of day. As soon as my attorney watches the rest to decipher whats legal and illegal, I will unleash it onto your internets. Viva Destructoid™


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BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 22:32
BritiniMartini
ZOMG first comment rape!
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 22:33
Namelessted
ZOMG, i do what i want.
pretty ricky's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 22:35
pretty ricky
ZOMG PRO TIP: Do what you want
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 22:39
velcroman
THIS IS NOT NEWS!!!
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 22:39
BritiniMartini
My baby figured out teh internetz :P I'm so proud of you. :D


(ZOMG A MIDGET!!)
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 22:40
Namelessted
isn't posting "ZOMG first comment rape!" a bannable offense?

TITS OR GTFO
pretty ricky's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 22:45
pretty ricky
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 22:48
BritiniMartini
Ted... Suck it :P

It's Ron's first post :)
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 22:50
Namelessted
I do what I wants.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 23:29
tehuberone
Ron....post....Ron...post....Ron...post.....Does not compute.
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 23:35
JJ Rage
Ron won the Halo.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 23:39
Topher Cantler
OH MY GOD.

I cannot handle the awesomeness of this.
Serpentish's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 23:41
Serpentish
I'm amazed those censor bars can handle the awesomeness. If you know what I mean.
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 23:44
zaqu
this post needs some price is right with all its censorships
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 23:45
trydizon
woo wooo.
Zraicis's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 23:47
Zraicis
Very nice links, specially the chris grant.
Husky Hog's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 23:53
Husky Hog
OMFG RON POSTED
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 00:04
Mxyzptlk
Somebody needs to google bomb a photo of Justin Murray so he comes up as the first result for images of "clown shoes".
TheBongDonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 00:07
TheBongDonkey
wowzors ron u are teh jackmehoff pro!
can i use photo shop to make me licking ur sheep
Rhikaru's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 00:20
Rhikaru
ROTFLMAO!!!!

This is so funny that I almost wet my pants.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 00:20
Colette Bennett
I love you Ron Workman.
I love you hard.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 00:28
LostCrichton
ZOMG a Ron Post! I think my day is complete now.
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 00:42
Brad Rice
Lies! This is probably just Niero posting on Ron's account again.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 00:42
LostCrichton
I just laughed myself sick...I laughed so hard that I threw up. Thanks Ron. Plus now I know what to look forward to at PAX this year.
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 00:58
BFeld13
Ron Workman needs his own sketch comedy show.
CagedZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 01:12
CagedZero
Ron reminds me of someone

Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 01:15
Sharpless
Am I the only one who isn't getting any RSS-feed action from the site? I almost missed this post, dammit.
CagedZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 01:19
CagedZero
dammit i fail. heres a link.


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trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 01:27
trydizon
0/2 buddy.

its all good.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 01:46
atheistium
EPIC!
nightmareci's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 02:04
nightmareci
Hey, maybe make "Look I drink" an article tag? Thought I'd see it at the bottom of this article. I could see it working on more than just this article. Unless there's some other alcohol-related tag already?
glg20decoy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 02:43
glg20decoy
Chobot needs my sausage in the but blade!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 04:21
Niero
That would be the "drunk and deboner" tag :)

Nice first post. We were warned but nobody was ready
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 04:25
Gameboi
It's about time you got the posting bug, Ron. Having seen the picture, I have to ask you the tough question. Is the sheep underage? I notice it's identity is censored out.

You really don't want a sheep. All she's going to do is complain. Baaad... ;-)
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 05:05
Lezbro
Winston Churchill's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 05:28
Winston Churchill
I DID say that, didn't I?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 07:44
king3vbo
Ron posting? The world is ending
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 08:35
deiga-the-semivaliant
YES.
relik's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 12:16
relik
You lot look off your tits in some of those pics lol. Good stuff.

Also, simulated oral.

PetiePalo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 13:34
PetiePalo
Ron can I make a request?

Any post you do henceforth on Dtoid should have you photoshopped into the post picture somehow. I nearly died at the Summa and you Ice Cream truck picture, and that biker one is made of win.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 14:56
AngelsDontBurn
Grade A post!
JVB's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 14:56
JVB
Dude. Don't forget taking pictures of a guy busting his ass twice, at a Redmond Karaoke bar.
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2007 09:53
Phist
Ron Workmaaans. Yeeeeaa!

The internets started solely by one man, Al Gore (who had an enlightened drunken moment one night back in the day). And here we are in 2007, the internets ends with another solo drunkard, the Workmans, with his first official Dtoid post.

Look, he drinks (and shit, he can actually think). It's on, you unracists! Bring it!
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