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Look. I drink.
Sometimes I take pictures that we can't always use on Destructoid. Most of those pictures help me to re-create what happened the night before. If you are not supposed to pee in public places, bite people's faces, harass celebrities, molest sheep, drink yourself into oblivion and steal cop cars, then why did God invent it?
Winston Churchill said it best, "Which Warcraft's do I want." That sums up nothing really, but I thought it was funny. Look... I drink. No other gaming site out there brings you what Dtoid does. Do you think that Chris Grant got arrested at GDC for public indecency? 3 TIMES? Once at a daycare center? No. We give you all the angles here. Do you think the people at Gamepro woke up at SXSW naked in a rest stop bathroom with 6 pounds of bologna, an orange road cone, a prostetic leg and a sheep named Francis? (Hi sweetie!) The answer again is NO.
Look. I drink. If thats what it takes to pay all of you back for showing love in our community, then you had me at, "Look I drink." The first one. Enjoy the pictures all. Look forward to many more. I have many hours of video that has yet to see the light of day. As soon as my attorney watches the rest to decipher whats legal and illegal, I will unleash it onto your internets. Viva Destructoid™
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12:34 AM on 04.02.2007
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(ZOMG A MIDGET!!)
TITS OR GTFO
It's Ron's first post :)
I cannot handle the awesomeness of this.
can i use photo shop to make me licking ur sheep
This is so funny that I almost wet my pants.
I love you hard.
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its all good.
Nice first post. We were warned but nobody was ready
You really don't want a sheep. All she's going to do is complain. Baaad... ;-)
Also, simulated oral.
Any post you do henceforth on Dtoid should have you photoshopped into the post picture somehow. I nearly died at the Summa and you Ice Cream truck picture, and that biker one is made of win.
The internets started solely by one man, Al Gore (who had an enlightened drunken moment one night back in the day). And here we are in 2007, the internets ends with another solo drunkard, the Workmans, with his first official Dtoid post.
Look, he drinks (and shit, he can actually think). It's on, you unracists! Bring it!