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Because of this fact, I've been invited, yet again, to be on the-always-worthy Epileptic Gaming tonight. What are we doing, you ask? Well my little darling, we will be giving our top five games that cause us to want to murder cute bunnies and burn down orphanages. Basically, all the good stuff Jack Thompson cries about.

Tune in at 7 p.m Eastern/4 p.m. Pacific, right here, to catch the pure awesomeness. 


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Todd Umbarger's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 14:28
Todd Umbarger
In college I had a reputation for biting, stomping, throwing, smashing, ANY sort of abuse on my SNES controllers. Thanks, Mario Kart!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 14:30
Niero
Anything made by Data East. If I ever meet those people I'm going to stab them in the face
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 14:30
Niero
Don't even get me staaaaaaaaaahted on Tengen
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 14:32
World Famous
This isn't in my top 5, but trying to get through Super Mario Bros. when I was a kid caused massive damage when I would throw my NES controller violently.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 14:32
DJDuffy
Final Fantasy II for the Gameboy...that game pissed me off so much back in the day and put me off RPG's for a long while
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 14:38
Niero
I broke a controller playing 1942. After you break one or a big piece of plastic goes flying off the edge, you learn how to recoil the fit. Nothing sucks more than saving up money to buy a game and then wasting it on replacement joysticks!
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 14:42
bhive01
Battletoads... still haven't finished it to this day.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 14:43
Snaileb
I have no memory of ever playing any videogame. Ever.


(Castlevania I, II, III)
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 14:49
atheistium
YEA BITCH EG!
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 14:58
ian_esq
yeah, I love watchign when Summa drops by, Dont worry its not getting old
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:03
World Famous
Not yet. Just wait for it to sink in.
imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:04
imbeta
Anything that takes forever to load and/or that crashes.

Anything that is virtually impossible to beat... because I suck at games.

Games that make me peaceful: GTA, God of War, Resident Evil, others.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:04
Gameboi
You've been on the show so much that your going to feel like your cheating on EG if you ever appear on someone else's. Buy them a nice ring yet? ;-)

wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:04
wardrox
Summa, if you put a Wii game in there, and djWheat is convinced your not pissing with him, I will personelly send you anything I own which can fit inside a small envelope.
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:10
World Famous
pubes?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:12
wardrox
If that's what you realy want... yes.

Plucked or cut?
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:13
Gameboi
*chokes on his cherry coke*
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:13
World Famous
Surprise me.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:14
wardrox
Hey, summa said pubes. I was thinking money or teabags.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:23
galagabug
robert summa: featuring epilipitic gaming.

demand top billing at this point!

man, i put a kickplate on the arcade cabinet b/c of a few violent rounds of robotron. i starting taking the paint off the cab.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:28
ShadowXOR
This show was bad enough without Summa, I shudder to imagine what it would be like with him on it.

I'll say it for you djWHEAT: Phoenix Wright

Even though that isn't my only complaint you like to focus on it so I did it for you!
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:35
Jordan Devore
Alpha 152 from DOA4 -- two 360 controllers with split sides

Last song in Elite Beat Agents -- top screen on DS phat completely fractured ... that's right, I fucking punched my DS
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:45
Nick Chester
Who is this Robert Summa guy?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:46
wardrox
@ShadowXOR EG aint that bad, once you get past the redneck overtones and Wii bashing and... yeah, once you get past all that it can be enjoyable :-)
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:56
World Famous
Fuck Robert Summa!
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 15:59
wardrox
He has no fingers, he can't resist very well.

Also Summa, make sure you have either stackers or beer (or both) before the show, you seem to get more vocal the more you have :-)
fearian's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 16:04
fearian
yeah! ...

n. the free pc platformer. failing a level for the 37th time and pressing retry...

but as for violent games? medal oh honour underground on playstation 1. there are two germans sitting at a table. BAM BAM they are both on the floor, one is nearly dead the other cant use his legs and is crawling slowly to the door screaming for help. I pop his friend 'AAAAAHHHHH NEI- AAHHH!!' I shoot him in the other leg. and the arm. and the other arm. and finally, I finish him.

I was 12 years old at this time.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 17:21
BahamutZero
Super. Mario. Sunshine. I always thought "tearing your hair out" was just an expression. but no, I really did it. Try any level with yoshi. fuck yoshi.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 17:25
BahamutZero
Also - anyone play Soldier of Fortune 2? I think I lost a girlfriend because she walked in as I was gleefully stabbing a merc in the head. for those who don't know, that game included musculature and detachable eyeballs etc all ripe for the dismembrin'.
Aberrant Thought's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 18:09
Aberrant Thought
Mortal Kombat Deception when you had to fight Noob-Smoke... MKII as well against Milenna...

wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 19:06
wardrox
Do all games count as any game?
bmdubya's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 22:35
bmdubya
This is the first episode I have watched. It is a neat show. But I was going to say that the one race in Crackdown isn't to hard if you have maxed agilities. And I think the most frustrating game I have ever played was Stuntman, where you had to drive the monster truck over cars in the destruction derby between movies. There was a certain spot you had to hit on the cars or you would fail the race. It took me like 10 times, and considering the load times in Stuntman it probably took me an hour to beat. I don't usually throw controllers, except a few times in Goldeneye, but my PS2 controller hit the ground probably 5 times.
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