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Because of this fact, I've been invited, yet again, to be on the-always-worthy Epileptic Gaming tonight. What are we doing, you ask? Well my little darling, we will be giving our top five games that cause us to want to murder cute bunnies and burn down orphanages. Basically, all the good stuff Jack Thompson cries about.

Tune in at 7 p.m Eastern/4 p.m. Pacific, right here, to catch the pure awesomeness. 


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Todd Umbarger's Avatar
Todd Umbarger at 04/24/2007 14:28
In college I had a reputation for biting, stomping, throwing, smashing, ANY sort of abuse on my SNES controllers. Thanks, Mario Kart!
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 04/24/2007 14:30
Anything made by Data East. If I ever meet those people I'm going to stab them in the face
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Niero at 04/24/2007 14:30
Don't even get me staaaaaaaaaahted on Tengen
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World Famous at 04/24/2007 14:32
This isn't in my top 5, but trying to get through Super Mario Bros. when I was a kid caused massive damage when I would throw my NES controller violently.
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DJDuffy at 04/24/2007 14:32
Final Fantasy II for the Gameboy...that game pissed me off so much back in the day and put me off RPG's for a long while
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Niero at 04/24/2007 14:38
I broke a controller playing 1942. After you break one or a big piece of plastic goes flying off the edge, you learn how to recoil the fit. Nothing sucks more than saving up money to buy a game and then wasting it on replacement joysticks!
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bhive01 at 04/24/2007 14:42
Battletoads... still haven't finished it to this day.
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Snaileb at 04/24/2007 14:43
I have no memory of ever playing any videogame. Ever.


(Castlevania I, II, III)
atheistium's Avatar
atheistium at 04/24/2007 14:49
YEA BITCH EG!
ian_esq's Avatar
ian_esq at 04/24/2007 14:58
yeah, I love watchign when Summa drops by, Dont worry its not getting old
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World Famous at 04/24/2007 15:03
Not yet. Just wait for it to sink in.
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imbeta at 04/24/2007 15:04
Anything that takes forever to load and/or that crashes.

Anything that is virtually impossible to beat... because I suck at games.

Games that make me peaceful: GTA, God of War, Resident Evil, others.
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Gameboi at 04/24/2007 15:04
You've been on the show so much that your going to feel like your cheating on EG if you ever appear on someone else's. Buy them a nice ring yet? ;-)

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wardrox at 04/24/2007 15:04
Summa, if you put a Wii game in there, and djWheat is convinced your not pissing with him, I will personelly send you anything I own which can fit inside a small envelope.
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World Famous at 04/24/2007 15:10
pubes?
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wardrox at 04/24/2007 15:12
If that's what you realy want... yes.

Plucked or cut?
Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 04/24/2007 15:13
*chokes on his cherry coke*
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World Famous at 04/24/2007 15:13
Surprise me.
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wardrox at 04/24/2007 15:14
Hey, summa said pubes. I was thinking money or teabags.
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galagabug at 04/24/2007 15:23
robert summa: featuring epilipitic gaming.

demand top billing at this point!

man, i put a kickplate on the arcade cabinet b/c of a few violent rounds of robotron. i starting taking the paint off the cab.
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ShadowXOR at 04/24/2007 15:28
This show was bad enough without Summa, I shudder to imagine what it would be like with him on it.

I'll say it for you djWHEAT: Phoenix Wright

Even though that isn't my only complaint you like to focus on it so I did it for you!
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Jordan Grim Devore at 04/24/2007 15:35
Alpha 152 from DOA4 -- two 360 controllers with split sides

Last song in Elite Beat Agents -- top screen on DS phat completely fractured ... that's right, I fucking punched my DS
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Nick Chester at 04/24/2007 15:45
Who is this Robert Summa guy?
wardrox's Avatar
wardrox at 04/24/2007 15:46
@ShadowXOR EG aint that bad, once you get past the redneck overtones and Wii bashing and... yeah, once you get past all that it can be enjoyable :-)
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 04/24/2007 15:56
Fuck Robert Summa!
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wardrox at 04/24/2007 15:59
He has no fingers, he can't resist very well.

Also Summa, make sure you have either stackers or beer (or both) before the show, you seem to get more vocal the more you have :-)
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fearian at 04/24/2007 16:04
yeah! ...

n. the free pc platformer. failing a level for the 37th time and pressing retry...

but as for violent games? medal oh honour underground on playstation 1. there are two germans sitting at a table. BAM BAM they are both on the floor, one is nearly dead the other cant use his legs and is crawling slowly to the door screaming for help. I pop his friend 'AAAAAHHHHH NEI- AAHHH!!' I shoot him in the other leg. and the arm. and the other arm. and finally, I finish him.

I was 12 years old at this time.
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BahamutZero at 04/24/2007 17:21
Super. Mario. Sunshine. I always thought "tearing your hair out" was just an expression. but no, I really did it. Try any level with yoshi. fuck yoshi.
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BahamutZero at 04/24/2007 17:25
Also - anyone play Soldier of Fortune 2? I think I lost a girlfriend because she walked in as I was gleefully stabbing a merc in the head. for those who don't know, that game included musculature and detachable eyeballs etc all ripe for the dismembrin'.
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Aberrant Thought at 04/24/2007 18:09
Mortal Kombat Deception when you had to fight Noob-Smoke... MKII as well against Milenna...

wardrox's Avatar
wardrox at 04/24/2007 19:06
Do all games count as any game?
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bmdubya at 04/24/2007 22:35
This is the first episode I have watched. It is a neat show. But I was going to say that the one race in Crackdown isn't to hard if you have maxed agilities. And I think the most frustrating game I have ever played was Stuntman, where you had to drive the monster truck over cars in the destruction derby between movies. There was a certain spot you had to hit on the cars or you would fail the race. It took me like 10 times, and considering the load times in Stuntman it probably took me an hour to beat. I don't usually throw controllers, except a few times in Goldeneye, but my PS2 controller hit the ground probably 5 times.
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