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ZOMG!!! It's NES trivia time.

10:06 AM on 04.13.2007, Ron NSFWorkman 54 comments

ZOMG!!! It's NES trivia time. photo
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Look I drink...

From time to time, this makes my memory a little fuzzy. These NES games were my life as a kid. Every box of every game for almost a decade is deeply stained into my brain. Instantly, I recognized everyone of them. I just couldn't think of the names. Hit the full story to start the quiz!

Try it out for yourself and see how you do. If you miss any of the first round questions you are:

A: Too young
B: Drink too much
7: Work at... well, you can guess.
E: Drink too much

I have another test coming in a few days. Until then, Click here for an old one.

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Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 04/13/2007 10:09
Done this before, got a perfect score. Suck it bitches!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar
AngelsDontBurn at 04/13/2007 10:11
@boltox: I agree! I felt the same way about the hard questions. Rad Racer and Ikari Warriors? Wth?
Mabec's Avatar
Mabec at 04/13/2007 10:11
yea, me too, old one thou :)
Granite Gamer's Avatar
Granite Gamer at 04/13/2007 10:15
Good times....Im old and a loser now....thanks
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 04/13/2007 10:23
...

Were these supposed to be hard?

Gumshoe was a cute attempt at being tricky, but... Not really.

Any NES fan worth their salt knew the name of every game on this poster...

[img] http://spoonman.roarvgm.com/videogame/!NES_1987_poster-s.jpg[/img]

I'm sorry this is large, but I'm proving a point.
Now, who here besides me still has their R.O.B.?
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 04/13/2007 10:24
Awesome. BBCode...

Granite Gamer's Avatar
Granite Gamer at 04/13/2007 10:25
still broken......
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 04/13/2007 10:25
So i got a few wrong cause I couldn't spell Ikari Warriors, Ghouls 'n goblins, rush'n attack and others wrong...stupid apostrophes, I was robbed.
To1kien's Avatar
To1kien at 04/13/2007 10:29
For whatever reason, I got all the Easy, Medium, and impossible, but missed pretty much all the hards
TheBrain's Avatar
TheBrain at 04/13/2007 10:29
Well I wasn't too young. But I was too poor to branch out past the Marios and Zelda. I recognize all the titles, though, just never played most of them.
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 04/13/2007 10:30
How is Ninja Gaiden an impossible box art?
pandlcg's Avatar
pandlcg at 04/13/2007 10:33
What the hell is 'Hogan's Alley'?
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 04/13/2007 10:35
Bonus round. Since the poster posted with TEENY print, I p'shopped the names off. Anyone wanna tell me what they are, left to right?

Brandon Undead's Avatar
Brandon Undead at 04/13/2007 10:43
No, No one does.

I missed Castlevania (said it was Castlevania 2, d'oh!) and called Rad Racer Ridge Racer. Got the rest.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar
deiga-the-semivaliant at 04/13/2007 10:44
I never had an NES as a child. My first system evar was the SNES. So I got about half of these wrong. *commits suicide*
Diomeneus's Avatar
Diomeneus at 04/13/2007 10:50
1300 my first try and i DEFINATELY agree with boltox about ninja gaiden bing in the impossible! what the hell!? everyone loves ninja gaiden!
Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 04/13/2007 10:53
I was doing great until I misspelled GNG...
Creamsnake's Avatar
Creamsnake at 04/13/2007 10:54
<a href="http://www.zipperfish.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quizimages/nes-award2.jpg" width="401" height="208" border="0"></a>


No YOU have nintendo bedsheets!
Lord_Satorious's Avatar
Lord_Satorious at 04/13/2007 11:11
1525 on the first try. I owned most of those more obscure games.
Aaron Linde's Avatar
Aaron Linde at 04/13/2007 11:14
Perfect score. Nya-ha.
metromapper's Avatar
metromapper at 04/13/2007 11:15
Almost-o Perfect-o Score-o! Cake walk really. I had to take 2 hints on the last one, the only game I hadn't played. Here's a link the the perfect score image: http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quizimages/nes-award1.jpg
somatix's Avatar
somatix at 04/13/2007 11:25
That was way too easy, I got a perfect score. I do own over 550 NES cartridges and am I huge Nintendo fan though. Actually this quiz makes me feel pretty old, especially because those impossible questions were all for the most part popular games when I was a kid.
mono's Avatar
mono at 04/13/2007 11:27
My next door neighbor had a Hogan's Alley arcade cabinet in her house. It's a light gun gameand it was cool, but let me tell you, it ain't no Gumshoe.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 04/13/2007 11:39
Perfect Score! :) I'm showing my age

Moved it below the fold to solve the auto music thing
Phist's Avatar
Phist at 04/13/2007 11:47
1 wrong because I spelled Wrecking Crew wrong. I am a Nintendo God - don't tell me otherwise, Internets.
donkeykong's Avatar
donkeykong at 04/13/2007 11:54
Man I suck at this, and NES is the only console I still play. There's something wrong with me.
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 04/13/2007 11:54
Hogan's Alley = Light gun game..

Kung Fu ftw!
Artadius's Avatar
Artadius at 04/13/2007 12:14
dvd: Row 1: SMB, Metroid, Zelda, Kid Icarus, Zelda II, DK Jr Math
Row 2: Excitebike, Wrecking Crew, Mach Rider, Gyromite, Stack Up, Ice Climber
Row 3: Kung Fu, Balloon Fight, Urban Champion, Pinball, Clu Clu Land, DK Jr.
Row 4: Donkey Kong, Popeye, Mario Bros., Donkey Kong 3, 10 Yard Fight, Tennis
Row 5: Baseball, Soccer, Golf, Volleyball, Pro Wrestling, Slalom
Last 5: Mike Tyson's Punch Out, Gumshoe, Duck Hunt, Wild Gunman, Hogan's Alley
Artadius's Avatar
Artadius at 04/13/2007 12:15
And I'll admit I had to look up Slalom...kept thinking it was Alpine Skiing.
bhive01's Avatar
bhive01 at 04/13/2007 12:50
I didn't do so well. I guess I didn't play enough NES when I was a kid. My mom sure didn't think that though. "Get outside!" Seriously? WTF mom.
mandlebaum123's Avatar
mandlebaum123 at 04/13/2007 13:15
Good times. Got all but one. I called 1942 1943. Also, I had to use hints with Rush N Attack.
beer baron's Avatar
beer baron at 04/13/2007 13:23
I drink to much
van's Avatar
van at 04/13/2007 14:39
i scored 1900.
i had to take 1 hint for 1942, and it took me all 3 hints to remember the name of Wrecking Crew.
Detry's Avatar
Detry at 04/13/2007 14:56
I got all the easy, medium and impossible right too.

Missed a few in the hard.
zealot9802's Avatar
zealot9802 at 04/13/2007 15:09
screwed myself mostly with the spelling. hahahaha
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 04/13/2007 15:43
I lost points for putting down Ghosts 'n' Goblins instead of Ghouls 'n' Ghosts, or the other way around. Can't really remember. It's the same frickin' thing, though!
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 04/13/2007 15:44
only got 1300 points. Shucks.
LostCrichton's Avatar
LostCrichton at 04/13/2007 16:13
Perfect score! I'm proud my youth spent indoors has finally come to good use.

Generic Dude's Avatar
Generic Dude at 04/13/2007 16:33
<a href="http://www.zipperfish.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quizimages/nes-award1.jpg" width="401" height="208" border="0">

Perfect'd first time! I was afraid of some of the spelling. Rush'N or Rushin? Ghosts N' or Ghosts And? Phew, thank god I have no life.
Faith's Avatar
Faith at 04/13/2007 18:22
I'm a noob, but I didn't have a lot of these games as a kid. I had mostly weird titles like Bart Simpson vs. The World and Bubble Bobble
Kick_Facery's Avatar
Kick_Facery at 04/13/2007 22:38
ACTUAL CODE: <a href="http://www.zipperfish.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quizimages/nes-award2.jpg" width="401" height="208" border="0"></a>

Aww yeah.
Kick_Facery's Avatar
Kick_Facery at 04/13/2007 22:39
Oops. I are a dumb. Alright, then let's just do this: http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quizimages/nes-award2.jpg
Mister Disco's Avatar
Mister Disco at 04/14/2007 00:43
Perfect Score. Too easy :)
ian_esq's Avatar
ian_esq at 04/14/2007 10:08
800, im nothing special
ian_esq's Avatar
ian_esq at 04/14/2007 10:08
800, im nothing special
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 04/14/2007 12:53
I got 1550. Did anybody else think that the Impossible ones were easier than the Hard ones?
Civnerd's Avatar
Civnerd at 04/14/2007 15:25
1400 here.... I'm a noob. I got everything but 2 right, but I used a lot of clues for a few haha. I was actually amazed I got as much as I got right, since I bought my NES out of summer job money, with just 1942, balloon fight, and got Zelda from my friend for my birthday, then sold it all to get computer games. :( When's the Genesis quiz coming up? I bought a shit ton of games for that system! SEEEEGAAAAA!
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WillyFourEyes at 04/15/2007 08:02
Perfect-ah score-ah! I got-a woody!
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