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ZOMG! Even more Dynasty Warriors Chibis! photo

When I saw the original set of Dynasty Warriors Chibis at the Tokyo Game Show, I freaked out and knew they must be mine. That was in October of last year, and despite my very strong and blatant hints, Koei still hasn't gotten the message and sent me any. Now they're old news, because Volume 2 has just been unveiled.

The new set includes Sima Yi, Xiahou Dun, Cao Pi, Lu Xun, Gan Ning, Sun Ce, Zhao Yun, Zhuge Liang, Ma Chao, Yu Ying, Diao Chan and Dong Zhuo. That list of names will serve only to alienate and confuse most of you. Dong Zhuo may make the fourteen-year-olds laugh a bit. The particularly retarded ones.

This time, there will be no subtlety. I'll just go to the Koei booth at E3, punch someone in the face, and tell them to give me everything they have.

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Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:02
Josh Tolentino
Please take pictures when you do it!
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:21
Shin Oni
I have to obtain Gan Ning, Cao Pi and Diao Chan.

Also there's no Sun ce there. Ling Tong is there and i'm assuming who you think is Sun Ce there is Lu Xun.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:21
Shin Oni
I have to obtain Gan Ning, Cao Pi and Diao Chan.

Also there's no Sun ce there. Ling Tong is there and i'm assuming who you think is Sun Ce there is Lu Xun.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:22
Shin Oni
oh whoops. My fault. I think you have Sun Ce mixed up with Ling Tong.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:24
Y0j1mb0
Jim, I would buy you the whole set if you punched a Koei representative @ E3.

:D
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:27
Shin Oni
I'd buy Jim Sterling if he punched a Koei Rep, took the figures, and played with them in my bed.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:41
CRAZYAPE69
wtf is a chibi? A child version of an adult in hentai form?
dip's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:46
dip
'the fuck do you see hentai? You mean anime? Otherwise, yea, basically.
Analoge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 13:03
Analoge
Do they already have Pang Tong?

I need Pang Tong and Zhuge Liang. Need them.
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 13:13
DF
Awww, they're so cute! Dong Zhuo looks so (much more) ridiculous (than normal). XD

@Crazyape: Chibi is pretty much super-deformation, though oftentimes it has characters in smaller statures and emphasized on certain features (such as bigger facial expressions and whatnot), and especially are cute, mostly.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 13:22
HiddenAHB
And tou better punch them really hard Jimothy.

PS: I need to get Dhsaushaus Zoifjdoijf
Draconianviper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 13:23
Draconianviper
Haha. That Dong Zhuo looks great! Wouldn't mind getting Xiahou Dun, he's been one of my regular characters since DW3.

Also there needs to be a chibi Jim Sterling figure in all of this. Make it so!
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 13:28
Wedge
Hahaha, I was wondering how the Dong Zhuo one would look given his DW 6 redesign. And it is awesome.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 18:36
Chronic Logic
Just how big is your Dynasty Warriors collection of toys and games, Jim?
SakuChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 21:11
SakuChan
Man, I totally posted about these on Tomopop last week :(
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 21:41
AceFlibble
Do want, so very fucking badly.
ANevskyUSA's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 22:49
ANevskyUSA
I want Zhao Zilong.
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