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Zelda through the eyes of an Otaku

10:04 AM on 03.01.2007   |   Niero

Zelda through the eyes of an Otaku photo

When I think of Zelda two things come to mind: She's either looks like a pixelated onion-headed blonde or the lanky Starbucks yuppie from the cartoon. A buxom blonde popping out of all places just isn't in the cards for this woman. And yet, a horny young man has made it so. In addition to the handyworks of perverts, a megaton of stylized video game fanart was loaded into DeviantArt this week. The popular collection consists of furry creatures having "relations", lots of Zelda fan art, some refreshing originals like JSRF, and every testosterone deficient Final Fantasy character ever concieved. Timekiller ahead.

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tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:01
tazarthayoot
Fapomatic!
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:03
Joe Burling
boobies
Analog Pidgin's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:03
Analog Pidgin
That bikini is ready to snap! O_O
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:04
bhive01
The Rabbids are hilarious. I propose that the next Zelda contain the new voluptuous Zelda. Very very nice.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:05
tazarthayoot
I propose she doesn't look like that in the next Zelda game. We don't need a million nintendo fanboys stroking their wiimote.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:06
bhive01


If you insist Tazarthayoot... :-(
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:07
tazarthayoot
LOL, god that image will never be unfunny.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:08
bhive01
I'm not which is better, Summa or the Cat.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:09
bhive01
I'm not *sure* which

tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:11
tazarthayoot
Summa, no contest.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:13
Aaron Mxy Yost
Thank you for not posting the furry pictures.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:14
Bob Muir
Looks like a proposal for The Legend of Zelda: Extreme Beach Volleyball. Link invites a group of lovely ladies (and their lovely lady lumps) to a private island to...well, for him to stare at. Play as Zelda/Shiek, Malon, Nabooru, Impa, Ruto, Ilia, Midna, Agitha, and a bonus teenage version of Saria, all gorgeously rendered with individual jiggles! You'll never look at Zelda the same way again!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:15
Justice
That JSR one is sick!
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:23
bhive01
I didn't get Mario Golf, Basketball, Soccer, etc... for the GC. Can someone who did tell us how well "endowed" or not Peach was in those games?
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:24
tazarthayoot
I'm sorry, but if I ever saw Midna with Next-Gen rendered tits, I would not only not get aroused, my wang would actually invert itself inside of my body.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:26
bhive01
Mangina?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:30
Snaileb
@_@ Zelda Boobies.... *drool*
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:32
Snaileb
Is that supposed to be fr0nz??

I wanna go home for lunch so I can rub my face in boobies now..
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:42
BluDesign
Peach has always been a minimally endowed chick.

Probably a B cup at most.

http://gamefreak913.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/peach.jpg.w300h416.jpg

Oh, and Tazar? I'd take Midna over Tingle or Navi.


man bewbs.
ExpertPenguin's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 10:46
ExpertPenguin
Rabbids can't play Zelda is hilarious..why didn't THAT make it as a minigame?..
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 11:01
bhive01
What if Navi is Hawt? Like Julia Roberts/Tinkerbell in Hook.
amalgamut00's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 11:04
amalgamut00
Take it off Zelda
GodLen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 12:39
GodLen
awww, this post was custom made for me. Thanks Nerio
GodLen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 12:40
GodLen
ehh, i meant Niero
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 13:42
Niero
Always glad to be of service. Breasts are important of the gaming industry and I am very committed to the field.
Lando's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 16:47
Lando
Zelda plays the gibson doubleneck guitar is anything!


http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/46483809/?qo=23&q=by%3Ateamlando&qh=sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps

Lando's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 16:49
Lando
Whoops, the link got a little fucked up there, repostin', sorry :p

Zelda Playing the Gibson DoubleNeck Anyways :D

[url=Zelda plays the guitar!
:)

Zelda plays the Guitar
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2007 17:52
Geoff
Rule 37: www.aerisdies.com
CloverGG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2007 14:58
CloverGG
Zelda isn't supposed to be busty and slutty looking! She's supposed to be elegant and innocent looking... that picture ruins it lol
Remz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2007 07:35
Remz
The Sonic gay shit there gave me serious mental fucking scarring.
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