Zelda: Phantom Hourglass scan [Update!]

1:51 PM on 05.10.2007   |   Niero

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It's hard to say exactly what's shown in this Japanese Famitsu scan; but at the least we are treated to more visuals of the upcoming new Cell-da adventure for the DS in the style of The Wind Waker, with dual screen touch functionality. Aoi Tsuki and Floating Sakura from Japanator gave us this approximate translation:

"Legend of Zelda: The hourglass of fantasy (Mugen no sunadokei)

A new type of action and dungeon solving game! This time, Link's
adventure is as follow.  The story begins with the head of the pirate, a girl called Tetora has been kidnapped by a ghostship. Tetora, being friend of Link, he must steps through the huge advanture and saves her!  Going through the huge sea and countless puzzels in underground palace(s).  Can he save her...!?"

We were hoping her name was actually Tetona in the Japanese version. Spanish kids, yuk it up. Guess Tetra's in trouble again. Other than that, there's really not much to say other than "look at the pretty picture!"

Still here?  Ok, so here are some lyrics to a song that's been stuck in my head since I woke up. Zelda, this is for you...

Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that b*tch mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Oh, and Link, ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it.

[Via GoNintendo]