On my perilous quest to find you all videos of the Destructainment kind, I will tend to come across ones that deserve their own spotlight rather than the orgy that I usually make the videos partake in. Such is the case with this Legend of Zelda parody called Heart for the Hero.
Normally, I try and stay away from Flash movies forced onto video players, but this is too damn funny to skip on this time. The animation was created by Matthew "sexysexybicycle" Seely (best nickname evar) and deals with Link as he tries to buy a heart at a store. Of course, Link doesn't speak at all so he has a difficult time trying to buy a new heart. Remember kids, this wouldn't be a CTZ type video post without some kind of depraved sex themes and/or some form of death so stick with it until the end.
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I freaking love the facial expressions. It reminds me why Western style animation always trumps Japanese animation in my eyes. No lip flapping!
I saw a flash version of this which sported sharper images and tighter animations, but it got lost in the bowels of the internets. Does anyone know where it is?
Ya, saw that awhile back, still love it...
Old joke on Link and just love that shopkeep
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Well obviously that was for display purposes only =P
@deiga-the-semivaliant
Ya that's vector's vs raster for ya... Vector's can be a bicth to work with, but they can look very nice if you
try searching a newgrounds... i think you can find it quick in Zelda section of the video game parody section
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5:09 PM on 06.29.2007
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Too expensive. Much cheaper to just complete the damned quest.
Funny video. The shopkeeper must have no neck muscles.
FUCKING BEST PARODY EVER!
I saw a flash version of this which sported sharper images and tighter animations, but it got lost in the bowels of the internets. Does anyone know where it is?
Old joke on Link and just love that shopkeep
@Mxyzptlk
Well obviously that was for display purposes only =P
@deiga-the-semivaliant
Ya that's vector's vs raster for ya... Vector's can be a bicth to work with, but they can look very nice if you
try searching a newgrounds... i think you can find it quick in Zelda section of the video game parody section